Crappiest Beer you ever had!

[I Wuv Jessica Alba]

To me beer is like pregnant women because like them they bring happines and joy to the world (They can also drive a man to AA meetings fast). That's why beer like pregnant women gotta be treated with love, tenderness and respect. Now, there are those evil bitches that make you take your rubber off claiming they are in birth control which they obiously aren't but you are to fucking excited to be bustin' a nut you don't even care and they just want to make you come inside them so you can support their asses with child support for 18 long fucking years. 18 LONG FUCKING YEARS. We hate these bitches just like we hate awful beer. The beer I hate the most is Red Dog. Taste as nasty as the Russian bitches that gave it to me.

and now Shakira......
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[Quarez]

Harboe! The only extremely bad Danish beer! And French women! If you can call anything from that country women... God I hate Hugh Jackman!

[CoTT]

No beer anyone can mention is more disgusting than Tesco Lager...

http://www.benandelaine.co.uk/photos/lager.jpg

[That Damn Alright]

Carlsberg is pretty fucking bad

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

Carlsberg is bad?

[CoTT]

Don't listen to him McSluggz. He's a light-weight limey that rates Foster's like Corona drank off Jennifer Love Hewitt's tits. Carlsberg is a solid commercial beer. Nothing special but nowhere near the worst beer out there.

[That Damn Alright]

I think Carlsberg is rank. Just because you're Irish doesn't make you the fucking connoisseur of beers you caravan dweller

[CoTT]

I know what good beer is. It doesn't take talent. Carlsberg is far from being the worst beer out there.

[That Damn Alright]

And yet, it's still pretty fucking bad.

[CoTT]

Yeah but Tesco bad? Two percent fucking volume?! No way José.

[That Damn Alright]

I must admit I've never stooped so low as to buy Tesco Brand beer. I'd rather go without than drink what is no doubt literally piss mixed with hops and toilet water

[CoTT]

You should try their cider, it's even worse.

I only happened to try Tesco when I was under 18 and you would have to drink whatever you could find.

[I Wuv Jessica Alba]

Old English is pretty bad but I am sure all the hobos in the forum disagree with me.

[Izzy Insane]

Red Dog is fucking horid

[Super Crazy]

Do they even still make Red Dog???

[Shaun]

I haven't seen Red Dog in a long while.

Bad beer? That's a tough one... I've really never had a beer that I thought was "horrible". The closest I can think of is Yuengling's Lord Chesterfields Ale. I simply don't like it.. but I wouldn't call it a bad beer.

Maybe I just drink too much of what I know is good and don't expiriment enough.



WAIT-- thought just struck me. I had a Miller Light at a Yankees game last year. I thought that was pretty rancid. First Miller's Light. Last Miller's Light.

[Jatycre]

Budweiser Select, gotta be the shitiest beer I've ever had.

[Shaun]

Speaking of which, I wonder when the Bud E is coming to the states. Some Budweiser energy drink. That's gotta be fun to try...

[Izzy Insane]

An energy beer...this is gonna be interesting

[Quarez]

Carlsberg is not that bad a beer. It's not the best beer in the world but far from the worst. By the way Sluggo, I need your address if I'm gonna send you some Thor...

[I'm A Fucking Idiot]

Dutch gold tastes like Pisss

[CoTT]

Mouldy as it is, there's worse.

[Cosmic Pope]

Beer in my opinion is overrated. Let's talk about hard liquor. :D

[Liverlips McGee]

Beer in my opinion is overrated. Let's talk about hard liquor. :D
Ok. CoTT is a hard liquor. TDA liqs nice and gentle, but can get rough if you ask him to.

[I'm A Fucking Idiot]

Worst taste from a can ever = A can of whoop ass!!!!!




Get it?

No,


God im not funny

[Quarez]

God im not funny

Finally a truth...

[Cosmic Pope]

Worst taste from a can ever = A can of whoop ass!!!!!




Get it?

No,


God im not funny

Just don't ever speak again. That's the best advice i could ever give you. Don't speak ever again. I would say, "Go back to whatever life you have outside and save yourself the heat". Although, i'm sure the people you communicate with have or already rejected you too. Just don't speak.

[CoTT]

Beer in my opinion is overrated. Let's talk about hard liquor. :D

Jagermeister and rum are good.

[raul]

211 steel reserve, nuf said

[That Damn Alright]

I like Jack and coke, southern comfort and lemonade and snake bites. They taste nice and the spirits especially will creep up on you and fuck you up like a gang of spics

[Selborne Boome]

im back to beer:

No bad beer in South Africa, castle lager is the best!!

[I Wuv Jessica Alba]

TDA, I am offended. Very.

Hard Liquor you say? Tequila 1800 is some of the hardest shit I have ever drank. I am also very fond of Johnny Walker Black Label good fucking whisky and when it comes to rum? Bacardi nigger.

[Real Deal]

Corona-

It tastes like B.O, and it really pisses me off when people have to put a lemon\lime in it so its drinkable

[CoTT]

Corona's nice. Not the best beer of that kind but good all the same.

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

Ever had Johnny Walker Blue? Insanity.

[Super Crazy]

Corona-

It tastes like B.O, and it really pisses me off when people have to put a lemon\lime in it so its drinkable

Corona isn't something I drink often, but one once in a good while i'll crack one open. Depends on my mood, I guess.

Tequila is fucking disgusting. I try to stay away from it. Jager is good, as is SoCo, Grey Goose, and even some Gin. Come to think of it, I havent had hard shit since the beginning of spring semester. It's been beer for a good while now.

[I Wuv Jessica Alba]

Buzzed nigger, Johnny Blue I am getting next time I make a trip to our "candy" store. I betacha it's ten times as good! So god damn drunk right now....and fuck the crackers that dissed on my Corona. I been drinking that shit for the past 5 hours now. Corona is good not the best brew out there but it's VERY good in my opinion. if anyone ask? Blades fav is Heineken. Nothing like it. and on the 7th day God took a dump on the side of England and out came Ireland. Oh it's brewed in Holland. Sorry.

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

God Damn spic.


Blue is much superior to Black, the price tag is ridiculous, and although it seems like a good idea when you're sober, you wake up the next morning fucking hungover and you regeret it... Then it wears off, and you're damn happy you had the best there is.

[That Damn Alright]

Anyone ever have Kronenbourg White? Normal Kronenbourg tastes like shit it a bottle, but Kronenbourg white is the shit in a bottle.

[CoTT]

I discovered a filthy version of Carlsberg last night: Carlsberg Import Special Brew. The shit is 9% vol. and tastes dank.

http://www.carlsberg.com.my/products/images/special-brew.gif

[Quarez]

I discovered a filthy version of Carlsberg last night: Carlsberg Import Special Brew. The shit is 9% vol. and tastes dank.

http://www.carlsberg.com.my/products/images/special-brew.gif

Dude, don't drink Carlsberg at all! After Tuborg it's the worst Danish beer...

[I Wuv Jessica Alba]

God Damn spic.


Blue is much superior to Black, the price tag is ridiculous, and although it seems like a good idea when you're sober, you wake up the next morning fucking hungover and you regeret it... Then it wears off, and you're damn happy you had the best there is.

I was gonna get it today but I was hanging out with the boys so it didn't seem like a good idea. Bastards would chugged it down in a few minutes. I got 'em a fucking gallon of Popov Vodka instead. I am definetely getting my Blue on soon I am craving it like a starved Dracula on Jenny Graig. I'll save it for a special lady maybe....