tell me your matches

[BYW454]

this is gonna be the thread where all the BYW like me can tell us some of there favorite matchs they have been in or somebody in there brand has been in

here's one of mine

the rules of the match in order to win you must throw your opponent off of a roof and threw atleast 1 table if you don't hit the table the match continues

for identity sake i will use fake names

joe V.S bill

both men respectfully shake hands and the match starts joe and bill lock up for a test of stregnth the two are evenly matched until joe gets in a knee to the gut. joe hits bill with a DDT and starts stomping away at bill joe attempts to put in his finisher but is blocked by a thumb to the eye. bill slowly gets up delivers a hellacious closeline followerd up by a knee to the groin. joe is slow to get up gets caught with a superkick and is sent near the end of the roof just barely keeping his balance runs at bill and hits a huge spear. bill and joe are down bill makes it to his feet and joe does to they start exchanging rights until joe's tag partner jim comes from behind and hits bill with a chair. bill is being assulted by joe and jim and gets hit with there tag team finisher the termanation ( it's pretty much a double death valley driver). bill gets throw off the roof while he's knocked out and lands threw the table and joe wins the match.

on a side note we took all safety percaussions and placed huge wrestling mats around the target match area so nobody would end up seriously hurt or killed

just in case you were wondering how jim got on the roof there was a little door leading from his attic to the roof

[adrock2099]

OK here's mine:

Me versus Shaggy for the ICP Championship. I kicked him in the nuts, shat on him, gave him the chink stink and killed every juggalo ever. I'm pretty sure that makes me God in most cultures.

[Liverlips McGee]

If the point of the match is to throw your opponent off of a roof and through a table, why did they start off "respectfully shaking hands?"

[Big T]

Well isn't it how you do things in your country you damn foreigner ? it's the norm.You do an ROH handshake then you go New Jack on your opponent.

Makes perfect sense.

[BYW454]

they did the hand shake since they had no problems with eachother they were neutral to eachother and showed respect we didn't know that bill was gonna be double teamed

[That Damn Alright]

Shut up. You did the hand shake because your a bunch of high school queers who've seen a few ROH shows. You are balls.

[adrock2099]

They may be, but do they have any?

[Selborne Boome]

They should replace their "respectfull handshaking" with Big T's Shocker!! That way both could become queers if they survive their fantasy gay backyard wrestling circus!

[Liverlips McGee]

they did the hand shake since they had no problems with eachother they were neutral to eachother and showed respect we didn't know that bill was gonna be double teamed

If they had no problems with each other, why were they in a death defying gimmick match? Your logic makes no sense.

[Big T]

They should replace their "respectfull handshaking" with Big T's Shocker!! That way both could become queers if they survive their fantasy gay backyard wrestling circus!

You're aware the shocker is custom-made for women right ?

[Liverlips McGee]

It's not impossible to do to guys. Difficult, sure, but not impossible. Don't ask how I know. Suffice it to say, it involves a roofie, an ordinary garden hose, a trowel, three gerbils, a drill, about 45 minutes of time, and plenty of cotton balls. I'm pretty sure I listed everything. Did I leave out anything TDA? Oh, silly me... you were out cold. Good ol' roofies.

[Big T]

You have single-handedly pulverized the street cred the shocker possessed.

:(

[adrock2099]

You could just invert it and stick two in the pooper and the pinky in the pee-pee hole.

[That Damn Alright]

It's not impossible to do to guys. Difficult, sure, but not impossible. Don't ask how I know. Suffice it to say, it involves a roofie, an ordinary garden hose, a trowel, three gerbils, a drill, about 45 minutes of time, and plenty of cotton balls. I'm pretty sure I listed everything. Did I leave out anything TDA? Oh, silly me... you were out cold. Good ol' roofies.

I use the new hole for storing cheerios for when I get hungry on the go.

[adrock2099]

Like flesh Pez dispenser?

[APC123]

Me vs. TDA in a Hell in a Shed, Nigger on a Pole Match. Winner gets to do what they want with said nigger. Since it was a tie, we literally cut him and half and made him pick cotton in our cotton fields.

[That Damn Alright]

I had mine mounted and hung on the wall at TDA Towers. I still play with it from time to time, but I must admit the smell is becoming quite intrusive.

[Liverlips McGee]

That was true when he was alive, too. The mix of nigger smell and Michael Jordan cologne is almost worse than that of a rotting corpse.

[rhysus2006]

We don't do Backyard wrestling in my fed, we do In Your House wrestling, and we wrestle in our living room. We have had some great matches. In our history, we have had two Last Man Standing matches, where I lost both matches to a fellow superstar.

[Big T]

Being a jobber in matches that took place in some dude's living room...sounds terrificawesome.

[adrock2099]

More like terrifantasticawesome.

[Former champ]

this is gonna be the thread where all the BYW like me can tell us some of there favorite matchs they have been in or somebody in there brand has been in

here's one of mine

the rules of the match in order to win you must throw your opponent off of a roof and threw atleast 1 table if you don't hit the table the match continues

for identity sake i will use fake names

joe V.S bill

both men respectfully shake hands and the match starts joe and bill lock up for a test of stregnth the two are evenly matched until joe gets in a knee to the gut. joe hits bill with a DDT and starts stomping away at bill joe attempts to put in his finisher but is blocked by a thumb to the eye. bill slowly gets up delivers a hellacious closeline followerd up by a knee to the groin. joe is slow to get up gets caught with a superkick and is sent near the end of the roof just barely keeping his balance runs at bill and hits a huge spear. bill and joe are down bill makes it to his feet and joe does to they start exchanging rights until joe's tag partner jim comes from behind and hits bill with a chair. bill is being assulted by joe and jim and gets hit with there tag team finisher the termanation ( it's pretty much a double death valley driver). bill gets throw off the roof while he's knocked out and lands threw the table and joe wins the match.

on a side note we took all safety percaussions and placed huge wrestling mats around the target match area so nobody would end up seriously hurt or killed

just in case you were wondering how jim got on the roof there was a little door leading from his attic to the roof




So two wrestlers not feuding decided a lefe thretening match would be a good idea? and worse than that I wasted braincells reading how you wwe'd a backyard match with plenty of low blows and interferance!

My favorite match was the end to a feud between me and the baby with a push. I won his "death fighting" title in a thumbtack match that ended in a figure 4. Then I threw that stupid title off a bridge.

[ThoraxCrusader]

Did you enjoy the moment he unexpectedly gave you the stink face bare arsed and you couldn't resist the temptation to stick your tongue out. Dirty boys

[ThoraxCrusader]

He went into business for himself...... on your ass, son. And you know what? You fucking loved it!

[Sic Ric NWW]

OK here's mine:

Me versus Shaggy for the ICP Championship. I kicked him in the nuts, shat on him, gave him the chink stink and killed every juggalo ever. I'm pretty sure that makes me God in most cultures.

U dont know shit about juggalos so first of all shut the fuck up. second there are way more of us than there are people who hat us so u get ur 3 circle jerk partners who hate icp and ill bring the millions of juggalos all over the world and then ill watch u shit ur pants and run all the way home to cry to ur mom until she wipes it all up for you. people like u make me sick. U fear what u dont understand and hate what u cant conquer bitch!!!

[CoTT]

Gigolos?

[Sic Ric NWW]

its obvious u r only posting that gigalos comment just to say sumthing so i rly dnt care lol

[CoTT]

I simply don't know what a juggalo is? Is it some sort of juggler? A type of male prostitute? Enlighten me why not.

[APC123]

Aw fuck, juggalos are retarded Insane Clown Posse fans. The lowest known lifeform in the Universe.

[Sic Ric NWW]

and what makes u better than me fuck head

[That Damn Alright]

U fear what u dont understand and hate what u cant conquer bitch!!!

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[adrock2099]

Well, he does rep Pittsburgh. He's probably got a few spare chromosomes.