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Fonzie The GREAT!
09-03-2006, 11:11 PM
Chirs masters pretty much lost his whole gimmick. Man looked like he was having an eating disability. Now when they do break the The Masterlock and someone does break the bitch its not gonna have much impact as would've had before. I wonder if the announcers still gonna keep calling him the masterpiece for long. They should just call him "The Average Guy" Chris Masters.
Mideon
09-04-2006, 01:32 AM
He still looks pretty ripped. He's just not as unnaturally huge as he used to be.
Sudden Catastrophe
09-04-2006, 02:17 AM
He dose look in amazing shape, not as good as he used to tho. I don't see how they can keep calling him the 'masterpeice' when you have peoeple like Bobby Lashly, and Batista who look in much better shape. Masters just looks like any other wrestler in the WWE now.
When he made his entrance on Raw I thought that he looked like a muscled up Chalie Hass.
That Damn Alright
09-04-2006, 04:56 AM
Pictures anyone? I saw some on wwe.com, and he does look much smaller. How long was he out? I didn't think you could lose that much muscle that fast
chrisizazn
09-04-2006, 04:58 AM
chris masters is dumb because he stook marijuina or soem crap to get muscly and he got caught what a fag lol
Fonzie The GREAT!
09-04-2006, 06:28 AM
Well he did wrestle an even better match than he usually does on RAW last week. Hell, I'd go as far to say he carried Cena through the match. He was faster and more agressive this time around. Though, It is a HUGE difrence now on his body built.
He got caught smoking weed or something?? Infact do they even look for weed in the new wellness program?
He was taken off the road for steroids, that's why he's lost the size. I don't think they test for weed because of the only people busted with weed since the wellness programme came in, they were all caught in the act: RVD in the car with Sabu, Orton backstage ratted out by Brother Love.
To be honest, I think Masters is much better off without that freakish muscle. He's not exactly skinny now or anything, he looks more natural. Before, his chest looked like it was pumped full of fluids or something, it was frankly. Generally wrestlers have a lot more mobility when they lay off steroids as well. Compare 2003 HHH to him in 2000 or even now. He had some of his worst matches in 2003 because he was huge and couldn't move about well. Same could be said for post-steroids Scott Steiner. Before he was one of the best workers out there, after he was/is awful.
Legend Killer
09-06-2006, 08:39 AM
Chris Masters is a shame to WWE he does not only takes pills to be muscly as the Masterlock never proofed to be unbreakeble becuse there is always an inconvinience. John cena got locked in the master lock (new year's revolution elimination chamber) but carlito did a lowblow to chris masters so we didnt saw if it was breakable or not, so john cena challenged chris masters to a masterlock challenge, we didnt saw the result because edge interfered. big show challegend chris masters to a masterlock challenge again we didnt saw if he was breakable or not, because big show was too big for chris masters (lool). before the elimination chamber, on RAW (to see who would enter at last, first and second, etc...), chris masters had to face chavo guerrero (i think), he put the masterlock on chavo but chavo hangged out till the clock marked ":00", then chris masters left him!!
So, how do ppl keep saying that the masterlock is Unbreakeble? there isnt any proof of that shit!!
seto1138
09-06-2006, 08:58 AM
Here is a pic of him from Sept 3 2006.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v715/Seto1138/DSC_0199.jpg
Mr Eighties Wrestling
09-06-2006, 10:19 AM
Chris Masters is a shame to WWE he does not only takes pills to be muscly as the Masterlock never proofed to be unbreakeble becuse there is always an inconvinience. John cena got locked in the master lock (new year's revolution elimination chamber) but carlito did a lowblow to chris masters so we didnt saw if it was breakable or not, so john cena challenged chris masters to a masterlock challenge, we didnt saw the result because edge interfered. big show challegend chris masters to a masterlock challenge again we didnt saw if he was breakable or not, because big show was too big for chris masters (lool). before the elimination chamber, on RAW (to see who would enter at last, first and second, etc...), chris masters had to face chavo guerrero (i think), he put the masterlock on chavo but chavo hangged out till the clock marked ":00", then chris masters left him!!
So, how do ppl keep saying that the masterlock is Unbreakeble? there isnt any proof of that shit!!
Look at all the examples you listed. None of them broke the lock. Therefore Unbreakable.
Here is a pic of him from Sept 3 2006.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v715/Seto1138/DSC_0199.jpg
Half expecting **********...
CrazySauce
09-07-2006, 10:31 AM
When Masters does his poses on the ramp his arms are all wobbly bobbly.
Liverlips McGee
09-07-2006, 11:42 AM
Half expecting **********...
...and you clicked it. What does that say about you?
I was half expecting ********** and I put my mouse over the link and found out it wasn't.
therockselbow
09-12-2006, 03:10 PM
lemon party.
http://www.zen56980.zen.co.uk/lemon_party.gif
Selborne Boome
09-13-2006, 11:33 AM
lemon party.
http://www.zen56980.zen.co.uk/lemon_party.gif
Holy crap dude, what do u do all day...u have way too much time!
therockselbow
09-13-2006, 06:40 PM
nah..just typed in lemon party in images.google =]
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