Smackdown Spoilers

[CrazySauce]

WWE Smackdown/Velocity taping
May 16, 2006
Odessa, Tex.
Report by Sean, PWTorch.com correspondent

VELOCITY TAPING

(1) Jamie Noble & Kid Kash defeated two unknowns.

(2) Paul Birchill pinned Simon Dean.

(3) Gregory Helms pinned Psicosis.

(4) FBI defeated Funaki and Scotty 2 Hotty by pinfall.

SMACKDOWN TAPING

(1) Jillian Hall & Paul London & Brian Kendrick defeated MNM by pinfall when Jillian gave a flying cross body from the top rope to pin Melina.

Kurt angle cut a taped interview promo about how he will beat Mark Henry at Judgement Day

(2) Bobby Lashley squashed (didn't get the name, it was just a jobber) by pinfall after delivering a spear.

(3) Chris Benoit & Gunner Scott beat Booker T & Fit Finlay via pinfall when Scott got the pin on Booker after he was distracted by Bobby Lashley

(4) Mark Henry defeated Matt Hardy by pinfall after delivering a Falling Body Slam. He then cut a promo on Angle and beat Hardy up some more

The Great Kali came out and cut another unintelligible promo on the Undertaker, but did not have a match.

(5) Rey Mysterio took on Kane in the main event. The match came to a no decision after Kane's "voices" caused him to go crazy and he attacked both JBL and Rey. He left the ring and the show ended.

DARK MATCH MAIN EVENT

(1) Rey Mysterio beat JBL and Mark Henry after pinning JBL with a 619.
Source: PWtorch.com

I think it's a waste having Kane go over there if he isn't going to win the belt.

[-_-]

It better not be a one time only thing with Kane. That would just be a waste of time.

[FreshBase]

Does that mean that Kane is officially on SD! now?

[Liverlips McGee]

It's likely just a one-off deal to promote the movie. He's in the middle of a feud with Big Show. I doubt he's jumping ship. On another note: if WWE is serious about trying to shed the image of being the "B" show, it needs to stop borrowing wrestlers from Raw. Kurt Angle, Kane, even Gregory Helms all came to Raw and immediately made an impact, with Angle and Helms both winning titles in their first match. It needs to do what it can with the wrestlers it has.

[CoTT]

Kane is a big useless lump of shit. Would he ever fuck off to TNA already.

[FreshBase]

I doubt he will. He will stay with WWE for the rest of his professional life i think. Seeing as he is starring in a "major motion picture" produced by WWE films. Unless they get rid of him...

[Quarez]

I hope they make him stay on the B show. They need some more headliners...

[I'm A Fucking Idiot]

Its pointles switching him to the development roster, as he isnt going to feud with jbl when he gets the belt, so why bother? its proably a 1 night stand. Hahaha, im so clever!

[Quarez]

Its pointles switching him to the development roster, as he isnt going to feud with jbl when he gets the belt, so why bother? its proably a 1 night stand. Hahaha, im so clever!

No, no you're not. You are the closest we get to the missing link around here.

Why can't he feud with JBL after he gets the belt?

[FreshBase]

I agree with the whold JBL/Kane feud. Kane is getting stale on RAW now, he's feuded with most of the roster. He should go to SD! and win the title of Mysterio which may help to hype is movie, and then feud with JBL, Batista, Angle, Henry...etc.)

[CoTT]

Nothing will help to hype that movie. And Kane has just turned heel. Why the hell would he be feuding with JBL?

[FreshBase]

OK then, but who else could he feud with other than JBL. Ange? Batista? Benoit? Maybe Taker, but thats been done too many times now.

[CoTT]

Exactly. Fire him already. He's surplus to requirements.

[Quarez]

You're always so positive CoTT'sky...

[R.I.P]

the reason hes still around is because theres gonna be a huge storyline where u find out that kane has a sister, katie vick