Ask Low-Ki: LK Comic Book!

[Lewis Costello]

Hi!
My name is Lewis Costello, founder of Costello Comics, and editor of the new Low-Ki comic. LK, better known to TNA fans as Senshi, is the star of his own comic book, and you can forward your questions to him! The best will be selected, put in the comic and answered by LK. To ask, please email lewcostello2@yahoo.com with your questions. Questions posted in this thread will not be considered. Thanks a lot!
Lewis

[I Wuv Jessica Biel]

Dear Lo-Ki,

Why do you fucking suck?

Love,
Mister Wrestling J. Science

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

Low Ki's career > Tommy Dreamer's.

[I Wuv Jessica Biel]

Dreamer accomplished a lot more than Low-Ki, that's for sure. Unless you consider somebody who wondered the indies his entire life with the reputation of being a stiff an accomplishment.

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

Low Ki has wrestling talent, Dreamer was terrible.

[I Wuv Jessica Biel]

And look how far his wrestling talent has got him. I'd rather be Hulk Hogan and have his wrestling ability than to have Low-Ki's wrestling "talent" aka being a fucking stiff and injuring his opponets.

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

Name somebody Ki has injured.

[That Damn Alright]

Dear Low Ki,

How big is your willy? Is it bigger than John Holmes?

Love Liam

[I Wuv Jessica Biel]

Name somebody Ki has injured.

Dan Maff when he knocked him out in ROH.

[CoTT]

And look how far his wrestling talent has got him. I'd rather be Hulk Hogan and have his wrestling ability than to have Low-Ki's wrestling "talent" aka being a fucking stiff and injuring his opponets.

So much for Mister "Hardcore" ECW Till He Dies.

[I Wuv Jessica Biel]

I was just saying that I'd rather be Hulk Hogan than Low-Ki, that's how much I dislike Low-Ki.

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

I'd rather be knocked out by a professional than get injured by some giant that is only around for his size like 911 or Sid Vicious. Besides, Paul E. was a fucking NWA lackey that used to get Ric Flair Tequila Kamikazees, don't shit talk Gabe, Mr J.

[I Wuv Jessica Biel]

Wow, I love how your last post has no relevance to any of our discussion. I'll take that as another victory.

I have no idea how Gabe came up in this conversation, unless you're drunk as shit again, but I can shit talk on Gabe all I want, because unlike you, who has never been to an actual independent show (and don't call your shitty Canadian feds indies, because quite frankly nobody gives a shit about them), I actually had to deal with the guy, and he was a pain in the fucking ass.

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

Yeah, I was drunk and replying to a post you made in another thread. You said Gabe used to sell tickets for ECW or whatever, but fact is, Paul E was a fucking bitch too before ECW.

[I Wuv Jessica Biel]

ROH is a wanna-be ECW. ECW was not a wanna-be NWA. Thats' the difference. And that Gabe fucked up my ticket order before. And ECW was better and more original and more revolutionary and inspiring.

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

ECW was a wanna-be FMW.

[CoTT]

RoH is nothing like ECW apart from its low budget.

[I Wuv Jessica Biel]

You never attended either organizations' shows, so you would have no idea.

[I Wuv Jessica Biel]

ECW was a wanna-be FMW.

ECW gave credit to FMW when using Barbwire matches and such. Both companies were on great terms with each other, as they often did cross promotion work. Back in 97 when ECW went over to Japan with them, it was a huge media event over there. The Japanese audience loved ECW. FMW loved ECW.

Sabu actually said in an RF shoot video (ECW making ROH) that Japanese wrestlers usually base their character off their two favorite wrestlers, and Sabu was one of Hayabusa's favorites, hence the similar appearance.

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

Buddy Rogers liked Ric Flair, that doesn't mean Ric Flair didn't rip him off.

I'm well aware of the interpromotion stuff they did, it doesn't change the fact that ECW ripped off FMW.

[CoTT]

You never attended either organizations' shows, so you would have no idea.

So your whole argument is based around attendance? Ground-breaking.

[I Wuv Jessica Biel]

How did ECW rip FMW off, because they had a few barbwire matches and used tables? And what does this have to do with the original fucking arguement about Low-Ki? Obvisously you knew I was right about that so you had to completely change the topic.

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

ECW ripped off FMW by being a federation totally dedicated to hardcore matches.


What argument about Low Ki? He knocked Dan Maff out, fucking Toshiaki Kawada broke Misawa's orbital bone, he's still one of the best ever. Ki > Dreamer, Raven, Sandman, Mahoney, Credible, and everybody else that was in ECW except for Scorpio and mabye RVD.

[I Wuv Jessica Biel]

You obvisously don't understand ECW if you think it's dedicated towards hardcore matches. Then again you never saw it until TNN so you have no idea what you're talking about.

And Low-Ki is still a stiff who wished he would have been in ECW rather than Jersey-All Pro. You love jumping from subject to subject, don't you? Now you're talking about Misawa. No idea how he came up.

I'm the best. I win again. Go find a shirt that your man-titz can fit into Johnny Boy.

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

Well almost all hardcore matches. Outside of the Malenko vs Guerreros and Rey vs Psychosis matches, you had Sandman, Raven, etc.

The point of bringing up Kawada is saying that just because a wrestler injures somebody, it doesn't mean they're bad wrestlers. Your boy Rob Van Dam knocked Randy Orton silly with a kick to the head, and has busted noses and faces with his kicks several times, are you going to say he's a bad wrestler?


So Low Ki is better than any home grown ECW star in history, you whining and crying about it isn't going to change anything. Go watch Sandman hit somebody with a fucking Singapore Cane while you have the underwear of Paul E draped on your head, you queer, twisted fanboy of garbage.

[CoTT]

Ki > Dreamer, Raven, Sandman, Mahoney, Credible, and everybody else that was in ECW except for Scorpio and mabye RVD.

Maybe RVD? More like no fucking way.

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

You think RVD is vastly superior to Low Ki? FYI, Scorpio > RVD.

[CoTT]

Other way around. RVD is nowhere in Low-Ki's league.

[I'm A Fucking Idiot]

Grand Master Sexay beats all

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[I've Cena 'Nough]

If their going to make a comic book, they should have used Hyabusa... not crapy Low-Ki.

[Mideon]

If their going to make a comic book, they should have used Hyabusa... not crapy Low-Ki.

I took a nap earlier and had a dream where New Jack stabbed you. It was pretty great.

[adrock2099]

What's with your new obsession with Hayabusa, by the way?

[I've Cena 'Nough]

What's with your new obsession with Hayabusa, by the way?

Not obsession, I've met the guy 3 years ago he's very nice and one of my favorites.
Not a new obsession fuck face.

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

He was crippled in 2001. Three years ago you wouldn't have been able to see him unless you visited him at his home, or his rehab facility. You fucking liar.

[I've Cena 'Nough]

He was crippled in 2001. Three years ago you wouldn't have been able to see him unless you visited him at his home, or his rehab facility. You fucking liar.

You moron, three years ago was 2003 he was perfectly fine then and I have photos from the show with him on it to prove it.

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

"In October 2001, Hayabusa suffered a tragic injury during a match against Mammoth Sasaki while attempting a springboard moonsault. His foot caught the ropes and he landed on his head, paralyzing him. The injury also provoked a very high fever and Hayabusa required surgery. Hayabusa was considered the heart and soul of FMW, and after his departure FMW slowly folded."


Wiki.

[Quarez]

I have a photo of a female monkey smoking a cigarette while riding a tricycle. That doesn't mean I'll try and claim to be friends with your mom, science. That just means I know where she lives and have an excellent zoom lens for my camera.

[I've Cena 'Nough]

"In October 2001, Hayabusa suffered a tragic injury during a match against Mammoth Sasaki while attempting a springboard moonsault. His foot caught the ropes and he landed on his head, paralyzing him. The injury also provoked a very high fever and Hayabusa required surgery. Hayabusa was considered the heart and soul of FMW, and after his departure FMW slowly folded."


Wiki.

Bwahaha it's pretty funny how to get information on wikipedia. Considering little 12yr old immature douchebags can go on that site and can completely edit or change anything they want to without getting in trouble...
Seems reliable to me...:rolleyes:

Oh and by the way I don't think you even read the full thing you idiotic dumbshit

"He returned to FMW in 2003 and was cabable of moving his arms and legs, he was also able to compete in the ring at this time. In the meantime, Ezaki has been pursuing a career as a singer. Ezaki helped get Mr. Gannosuke's WMF promotion off the ground and agreed to be the face of the promotion until February 2004 when the promotion could no longer afford him to appear."

Which is true becasue I SAW him compete that year and have photographs from the show...

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

October 23, 2001: Hayabusa was seriously injured in a PPV match at Korakuen Hall against Mammoth Sasaki..
~~~Attempting a moonsault, his foot slipped and he landed directly on his head and was sent to the hospital..
~~~Hayabusa suffered a broken neck and his wrestling career appeared to be over..
~~~He was aldo drugged to prevent an infection from spreading to his heart, which would kill him..

Obsessedwithwrestling.

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

Nice editing there, how would he return to FMW in 2003 if FMW closed in 2002? You're so full of shit, and easy to prove wrong.. It's funny.

[That Damn Alright]

Bwahaha it's pretty funny how to get information on wikipedia. Considering little 12yr old immature douchebags can go on that site and can completely edit or change anything they want to without getting in trouble...


You edited much of it then?

[I've Cena 'Nough]

For you see my moronic losers, I am God. So I have won this battle of stupidity.
Have a nice day.

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

Go back to your fucking shitty ass forum where they actually listen to your lies and drivvel.

[I've Cena 'Nough]

Go back to your fucking shitty ass forum where they actually listen to your lies and drivvel.

Hahaha, Wrestling-Edge forums is WAY better than this forum dude, theres a hell of a lot more people there.

[Big T]

For you see my moronic losers, I am God. So I have won this battle of stupidity.
Have a nice day.

So there goes your new title, you are now the Champion of Stupid People.