I Wuv Jessica Alba
07-07-2006, 03:55 PM
I just can't rent a porno when there is a lady at the register. I just can't. I can do alot of other things, like driving 2 hours to a party in North Jersey without a designated driver and waking up the next day at home wondering how in the fuck I got my drunken ass home. I can also go into Victoria's Secret to buy my woman what I consider "Filthy Sexy Underwear" and shamelesly ask the sales girl for opinions as if my girl is gonna look half as good as Adriana Lima in that poster. You see father, I can do alot of things, but renting a porno when a lady is at the register ain't one of them....I feel ashmed and I feel....confused. Looks like "3 blondes, 2 Latinas and 1 Black Cock" will have to wait.