DOA First Blood Still Standing (1 Year Anniversary Show) 9-13-09 Oregon City, Oregon

[DOAPW]

DOA WILL BE CELEBRATING ITS 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY ON SEP 13 2009 AT THE OREGON CITY ANNEX!!
FIRST BLOOD 2009 STILL STANDING SPECIAL BELLTIME 4 30 P.M.

MAIN EVENT DOA HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE IN THE BUILDING!!!!!!!
CHAMPION DR Kliever defends his title against Thunder.Thats right in this rematch FALLS WILL COUNT ANYWHERE IN THE BUILDING! Terry Farness has contacted the the DOA webmaster and said if The Illuminati or G Shock interfere then they will be FIRED on the spot!!

DOA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
CHAMPIONS The Blanchard Brothers Jeremy & Big Ugly Blanchard face off with the incredible Azul Angel & The 2 time DOA Champion Aaron Bolo.Once again Terry was unhappy about Bolo and Azul being screwed over and he has demanded this matchup

The AOD's DR.Luther faces off with G Shock one on one.G Shock infuriated over how things have turned out in tag situations against the AOD will face Luther one on one for the first time

Skag Rollins will face ???? thats a good question,Skag had demanded J_SIN Sullivan but The Sinner has refused Skags wish and stated that their three year long feud is over and that Sullivan was done kicking Skags ass for good,Skag however says he owes it to himself and the fans of DOA and the AOD to destroy Sullivan once and for all

J_SIN Sullivan & Skagg both have seperate matches that night but their opponents will be named later

Bubba Blanchard will face off one on one a man with who he teamed with at HOUSE CALL CJ Edwards.Bubba has stated that if CJ defeats him then he will have earned himself a spot in Blanchard Enterprises

Moose Morrow will be fighting fo his life against Karnevil,Diafulla The Butcher & Psydsho.Which member of The Illuminati will Moose choose to be his partner till remains to be seen

Rockin Ricky Gibson faces off with Tony Baroni from ECCW in B.C. Baroni apparantly has ties with The Franchise Playas and is looking to derail Rickys career for the group

Mike Sweetser the GM for DOA has a match for Wade Hess
Wade Hess will face also from ECCW Kenny Lush.Check out Lush on You Tube.com under eccw or kenny lush,this man is impressive and he is looking to make a name for himself by beating Wade Hess

DOA 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY WILL BE TEH BIGGEST EVENT YET FOR US SPECIAL START TIME 4 30 PM

[APC123]

So, what does everyone think about Noel Gallagher quitting Oasis? I think he'll come back eventually seeing as how he's done this before.

[adrock2099]

I think I hate Oasis and could not care less.

[APC123]

Fair enough.

Did you guys hear about that guy who kidnapped that girl and kept her in his backyard for 18 years? That's pretty fucked up.

[That Damn Alright]

I think I hate Oasis and could not care less.

eff you brah, Oasis rawk

[Super Crazy]

Oasis? More like Blowasis. ahahahahaah rite?

[jEHAD]

Come on guys, lets be serious. It is their one year anniversary.
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[adrock2099]

I like how Asians are pretty much instant laughter for me. RACISM HOOOO

[CoTT]

ooooooooooh get dat money

[That Damn Alright]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLbTjtHUNsY&eurl=http://www.youtube.com/user/MRWETDREAMZ733&feature=player_embedded

[MCSLUGGZ]

Hay TDA, Franklin or Belfort?

[That Damn Alright]

Franklin. Everyone'll be jizzing themselves about Vitor being back but Franklin's bigger than Terry Martin and Lindland and he's better than both anyway. Franklin will frustrate him on the feet and win either a decision or a late stoppage after Vitor runs out of ideas. I'm a big Belfort fan and Franklin doesn't really appeal to me, but going on past form it's gotta be Franklin.

Hope I'm wrong. Cro Cop or Dos Santos?

[MCSLUGGZ]

Franklin going from "Fuck it, I think I might just retire." after dining on Silva's knees twice to what he is now is pretty impressive, but I think it will be Franklin who's frustrated, I think Vitor wins in a decision where the last round in a half is a snoozer.

I'm sick of Cro Cop but I think he wins this fight via ref stoppage in the 1st.

[adrock2099]

wutev cropcop iz a ballla jeah jeeeahhhhh yall can jus git offa hiz dik yo

[MCSLUGGZ]

bring back ultimo dragon avatar please faggot

[Quarez]

Bring back apartheit! South Africa isn't funny anymore!

[MCSLUGGZ]

bring back neilhoon

[CoTT]

cause that's AZREAL as it getz

[MCSLUGGZ]

da undataka

[CoTT]

Selboorne Boombe

[MCSLUGGZ]

i hit my girlfriend and then raped her, what should i do?

[Super Crazy]

i hit my girlfriend and then raped her, what should i do?

do it again but in reverse order.

[CoTT]

We want Powdernose Tully Blanchard, not this weak imposter.

[MCSLUGGZ]

It always says this user is not registered, even when I cut n paste the name.

[adrock2099]

bring back ultimo dragon avatar please faggot

more like GLACIERRRRR

[CoTT]

It always says this user is not registered, even when I cut n paste the name.

I don't bee leave u :p

[MCSLUGGZ]

:( il steal your facebook pics

[That Damn Alright]

:( il steal your facebook pics

Do it, I'm bored of conventional porn

[CoTT]

:( il steal your facebook pics

:eek: no wai

[MCSLUGGZ]

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our hero wears a toga and prepares a chairshot

[That Damn Alright]

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[CoTT]

Oi! Enuff of dat now.

[adrock2099]

notice how he didn't spooge...

[That Damn Alright]

Franklin. Everyone'll be jizzing themselves about Vitor being back but Franklin's bigger than Terry Martin and Lindland and he's better than both anyway. Franklin will frustrate him on the feet and win either a decision or a late stoppage after Vitor runs out of ideas. I'm a big Belfort fan and Franklin doesn't really appeal to me, but going on past form it's gotta be Franklin.

Hope I'm wrong. Cro Cop or Dos Santos?

I'm changing my vote to Vitor. Yeah I quoted myself big whoop wanna fiddaboudit?

[MCSLUGGZ]

lol tda in following mcsluggz picks shocker

[adrock2099]

I'm changing my vote to Vitor. Yeah I quoted myself big whoop wanna fiddaboudit?

YEAH WELL IM CHANGING YOUR VOTE BACK TO FRANKLIN WHAT ARE u GONNA DO ABOUT IT? NUTHIN YEAH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT.

[CoTT]

Ufk is bullshit unless they get FYYYUDRRR which will never happen. Noof sed

[MCSLUGGZ]

Eh, that's only one division. And Lesnar is more than entertaining enough to make up for it. What a faggot he is. An awesome, awesome, faggot.

[That Damn Alright]

YEAH WELL IM CHANGING YOUR VOTE BACK TO FRANKLIN WHAT ARE u GONNA DO ABOUT IT? NUTHIN YEAH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT.

U WANNA THROW DOWN DAWG? u WANNA GO? YOU BETTER BACK THE FUCK UP BEFORE YOU GET SMACK THE FUCK UP SON

[CoTT]

Eh, that's only one division. And Lesnar is more than entertaining enough to make up for it. What a faggot he is. An awesome, awesome, faggot.

He's still not the best though and MMA is supposed to be a competitive sport. If you want entertainment, watch wrasssslin'. UFC is overrated. I've made an honest attempt to try and like it because most of my friends never stop yapping on about it but ULTIMATEly it's really not that good. UFC 102 for example. Rubbish. Pussy knockouts in a couple of seconds. That shit would have never gone down in PRIDE. Keith fuckin' Jardine. Hyped all night and then battered within a few minutes. Randy "I Should Really Retire" Coutoure getting his ass wooped then saying the fight was "interesting", living to fight another day? Just give it up already. They're putting on too many PPVs, too many shit cards. Making the same mistakes WWE make. The only remotely interesting match possible is Machida/Rampage but they're too busy putting Rampage on their faggy Tough Enough-style reality TV series. Terrible to watch. Boxing is way better. Get Mayweather and PacMan in the ring together. Now that would be a fight.

Dana White is a complete douchebag and Mike Goldberg is a wankstain. And don't get me started on Joe Rogan. Fuckin steroid taking fag who likes to watch the fighters oil themselves up in the gym. His stand-up comedy sucks and Fear Factor blew...oh let's watch someone put spiders in their mouth. Ok, oh look, now we have to watch another dozen ppl do the exact same thing. Shit, boring TV just like Splashdown or Waterworks or whatever the fuck that retarded show with the watery obstacle course is. (You know the one, presented by the two butt buddies who like to double team strippers because they like feeling their balls rub off each other). And Joe Rogan is a complete conspiracy theory nut as well. Full of these retarded pseudoscientific claims like "oh fucking weed cures AIDS but the US gov doesn't want u knowing it". I like weed, but FUCK, the guy's delusional. His one redeeming quality is that he confronted that plagiarist beaner comedian. Oh and Evan Tanner (tans what? his dick?). Funny how he died. Fucking idiot trying to be Survivor Man. HHAHAHAHA!!



Aaaah, that felt good. Like taking a big dump.

[That Damn Alright]

He's still not the best though and MMA is supposed to be a competitive sport. If you want entertainment, watch wrasssslin'. UFC is overrated. I've made an honest attempt to try and like it because most of my friends never stop yapping on about it but ULTIMATEly it's really not that good. UFC 102 for example. Rubbish. Pussy knockouts in a couple of seconds. That shit would have never gone down in PRIDE. Keith fuckin' Jardine. Hyped all night and then battered within a few minutes. Randy "I Should Really Retire" Coutoure getting his ass wooped then saying the fight was "interesting", living to fight another day? Just give it up already. They're putting on too many PPVs, too many shit cards. Making the same mistakes WWE make. The only remotely interesting match possible is Machida/Rampage but they're too busy putting Rampage on their faggy Tough Enough-style reality TV series. Terrible to watch. Boxing is way better. Get Mayweather and PacMan in the ring together. Now that would be a fight.

Dana White is a complete douchebag and Mike Goldberg is a wankstain. And don't get me started on Joe Rogan. Fuckin steroid taking fag who likes to watch the fighters oil themselves up in the gym. His stand-up comedy sucks and Fear Factor blew...oh let's watch someone put spiders in their mouth. Ok, oh look, now we have to watch another dozen ppl do the exact same thing. Shit, boring TV just like Splashdown or Waterworks or whatever the fuck that retarded show with the watery obstacle course is. (You know the one, presented by the two butt buddies who like to double team strippers because they like feeling their balls rub off each other). And Joe Rogan is a complete conspiracy theory nut as well. Full of these retarded pseudoscientific claims like "oh fucking weed cures AIDS but the US gov doesn't want u knowing it". I like weed, but FUCK, the guy's delusional. His one redeeming quality is that he confronted that plagiarist beaner comedian. Oh and Evan Tanner (tans what? his dick?). Funny how he died. Fucking idiot trying to be Survivor Man. HHAHAHAHA!!



Aaaah, that felt good. Like taking a big dump.



No.

[Super Crazy]

joe rogans comedy is pretty funny

[That Damn Alright]

Yeah, his old stuff's shit but he's become quite funny.

[MCSLUGGZ]

Rogan rules. Agreed with COTT that UFC is a lot like WWE. My interest in both is pretty minor. I pay attention to the big fights and to the guys I like, like wrestling, I watch the big cards and keep track of the wrestlers I like. Going to RAW monday though. Trish Stratus without implants!

[adrock2099]

Fuck both of them, it's all about TNA TNA TNA! Actually, is it even still on?

[CoTT]

No.

Mark.

[That Damn Alright]

Mark.

Steven.

[CoTT]

Gregory.

[That Damn Alright]

Chet.

[MCSLUGGZ]

Trent.

[CoTT]

Pascal.

[APC123]

Gary.

[adrock2099]

Keith.

[That Damn Alright]

Oswald.

[MCSLUGGZ]

Pierre.

[CoTT]

Hank.

[adrock2099]

Bobby.

[jEHAD]

Clayton

[CoTT]

Tyrell.

Oh wait, that's a neeger name.

[That Damn Alright]

Caesar.

[MCSLUGGZ]

Amos.

[APC123]

Andy.

[MCSLUGGZ]

Barney.

[CoTT]

Guido.

[That Damn Alright]

Atreyu.

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[Big T]

Lavontr'é

[Quarez]

Rasmus.

[CoTT]

Aengus (pronounced so it rhymes with "anus")

[That Damn Alright]

Adolf.

[adrock2099]

Helmut.

[CoTT]

Gaylord.

[APC123]

Tiberius.

[adrock2099]

Leonard.

[That Damn Alright]

Carl.

[MCSLUGGZ]

Edward.

[Big T]

LaShonzé

[adrock2099]

JeNathan

[Big T]

De'Troyte

[That Damn Alright]

I'm changing my vote to Vitor. Yeah I quoted myself big whoop wanna fiddaboudit?

Good call TDA


o thanks guyz

[adrock2099]

np dude

[MCSLUGGZ]

mcsluggz had it from the get go