Slash your wrists Mister Wrestling Jack Shit

[Dr. Kenneth Noisewater]

From PWInsider's hotline last night: A meeting was held before last night's Smackdown/ECW taping with Vince McMahon, Kevin Dunn, and Paul Heyman. The decision has been made to pretty much break away from all the old ECW characters, ideas, and style of booking. The new plan is to make the show a full fledged third C brand of the WWE.

Vince McMahon was really let down by the reaction of the crowd at the ECW Arena house show, last week's 15% ratings drop, and the so far low ticket sales for the Smackdown/ECW tapings especially for the July 4th taping at the Wachovia Center. Those things were said to be huge factors in this decision.

Paul Heyman now has even less control over the product while Tommy Dreamer has none. Heyman did script last night's show but alot of it was re-written by the WWE writers. Heyman did book the Sabu segment, as well as the RVD/Angle segment, but the rest of the show was because of Vince and the rest of creative. Also for the first two weeks Heyman was in charge of running the shows backstage but that all changed last night as the show was ran pretty much like the usual for Raw and Smackdown.

A decision has been made starting with last night's taping to only fly in the ECW wrestlers that are scripted to work on the show. Only for the house show events will the entire roster be flown in.

Also the old ECW referees are expected to get the axe very soon like former ECW ring announcer Stephen D'angelous did last week.

Kurt Angle will be taking time off very soon. As of late, Kurt Angle has been walking around like "the walking dead". People say that he's hurting all over all the time, but being injured isn't what he's taking time off for, and instead it's because of some sort of personal issue.

Kurt Angle stayed totally to himself at the last ECW show Tuesday night and hasn't been sociable at all with anyone in ECW. He also showed up very late for the ECW show at the ECW Arena. They speculate that Kurt Angle is now looking at everything like this just isn't worth his time anymore (being in ECW that is).

Awwwwwww, well this does kinda suck, but at least I'll know that Mister wrestling Jack Shit will be going crazy and telling everyone, "See I told ya so! hahahaha, I'm a fucking genius, you're all tools, hahahahaha!"

[That Damn Alright]

It's not really all that surprising. ECW failed last time because hardly anyone watched it. Why would starting it again produce anything but the same result? ECW was cool because they did crazy shit and it was a cult thing, being at an ECW show (not that I ever went or even knew very much of/liked ECW when it was still around) was a bit like going to Fight Club, it was underground and hardcore and you were part of something, but it was never going to gain mainstream appeal. Same thing this time round, only it's not cool anymore. WWF doing ECW is the equivalent of your dad using modern slang. It's not cool, it's not funny and it makes you feel slightly embarrassed and gayer for watching it.

[Big T]

Bringing back ECW and WWE-izing it was a terrible idea and the hardcore fans aren't responding the way Vince thought.What the fuck was he expecting ?

So therefore, it's a goddamn failure and i hope they pull the plug on this as soon as possible.

[CrazySauce]

Fuck ECW!

[CoTT]

Hahaha! Nice old fuck up.

[Super Crazy]

So basically its gonna be another jakked/metal show? Might as well call it Tuesday Night Heat and dig up Crash Holly and have him open the show every week.

[KPax]

Crash Holly is the shit, Don't disrespect or I will Fuck you up you Crazy SOB.

[Liverlips McGee]

One would think I get tired of being right so often, but I don't.

[adrock2099]

Dudes, as soon as Test shows up ECW will become the highest rated show ever.

[CrazySauce]

Fuck yeah, he's going to win the world title on all three shows.

[I Wuv Jessica Biel]

See, I told you all!!! I am a fucking genius and you are all fucking tools, hahahahah!!!!

[CoTT]

It's not like anyone thought it would be a success.

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

You're the one that only comes around when ECW is active.... ECW sucks, it's been a fact since what, 1999?

[Quarez]

How long till they pull the plug completely?

This calls for a victory beer non-the-less!

[''The Real Deal'' Dickhouse Brown]

I don't think they will can it all together, Vinces Ego is far to big for that

[-_-]

His ego didn't stop him from pulling the plug on XFL even though it was his dream to have his own football league. Dumbass.

[Quarez]

LOL!!! PEOPLE CHANTING "WE WANT CENA" ON THE ECW SHOW!
That's a slap in the face for the ECW marks.

Someone join me in a victory beer and help me toast the future death of ECW!

[I Wuv Jessica Biel]

His ego didn't stop him from pulling the plug on XFL even though it was his dream to have his own football league. Dumbass.

LOL!!!! No, his BANK ACCOUNT DIDN'T STOP HIM EITHER, BITCH!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

"WOOOO" Calm down there Nature Boy. Shouldn't you be using a "great" ECW cathphrase?

Uh... THATS JUST NOT THE COOLEST... Nah, that sucks.

I AM THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOW... Meh, that sucks too.

I AM THE NEW FUCKING SHOW.... Ugh.

I AM THE BLUE FUCKING SHOW.... Ehhhh...

[That Damn Alright]

'Beat me if you can, survive if I let you' is one of the greatest catchphrases ever

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

It's good. But not one of the greatest.

[CoTT]

The best wrestling catchphrase of all-time bar none is: "I can say WOO! all night long."

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

What about:

Itlookslikehesgotthebrainofadehydratedbeebeeputiti nthepigeonpackagebackwardsbuthesnotabadguy

?

[CrazySauce]

World Wrestling Entertainment has come to an agreement on the release of Johnny Parisi. WWE wishes Johnny the best in all future endeavors.

I'm not even sure who this is so I didn't think it deserved it's own thread.

[I Wuv Jessica Alba]

Greatest catch frase is Scott Hall's "Hey Yo". Those two fucking words were more over than the entire ECW roster at a Smackdown taping.

[I Wuv Jessica Biel]

'Beat me if you can, survive if I let you' is one of the greatest catchphrases ever

I fully agree.

[DecoyTantric]

Wow, talk about impatience. Jesus-fucking-Christ. A slow start, an awkwardly bad first episode (naturally, being live and only a 1-hour show, taped at a SMACKDOWN EVENT), and a small ratings drop and already Vince decides to step in and change it completely?

FUCK, VINCE. GIVE IT A MONTH OR TWO. SHIT.

It would be so fucking EEEEASY to make this show a success, if only everybody involved would just keep their grubby fuckin' little hands off of the production and let Paul do his thing. Vince is there to provide better bean counters ensuring a long business life for this new ECW--that's all he was ever supposed to do.

If you ask me, this is fixing to be WORSE than the TNN debacle, mainly because of the endless potential for this to be a success this time around.

I must concede one point--ONE POINT--to J. Science: I truly think Vince has sabotaged ECW in a way that makes it crash and burn for good this time. Otherwise, he would have been A LOT more patient with the product than giving it just 3 fucking weeks.

[adrock2099]

...And he wouldn't have had Cena dominate the entire RVD match until Edge interfered, nad the nhave Cena go on to squash the entire ECW roster, and then have all the C-list Raw superstars beat the shit out of them. It's as though the whole reason behind this was just to make Cena look good.

[Jatycre]

ECW sucks, it's been a fact since what, 1999?


I'd say it's been a fact, since it went from Eastern Championship Wrestling, to Extreme Championship Wrestling. Hell even Eastern wasn't that good.

[Quarez]

...And he wouldn't have had Cena dominate the entire RVD match until Edge interfered, nad the nhave Cena go on to squash the entire ECW roster, and then have all the C-list Raw superstars beat the shit out of them. It's as though the whole reason behind this was just to make Cena look good.

And it worked! :D Drink with me Adrock!

[adrock2099]

Cena didn't need it... Anyway, can I get an apple martini? Oooh, how 'bout some strawberry daiquiris?

[Dr. Kenneth Noisewater]

"We snack on danger and dine on death"! "Tell 'em Paul!"

[jets]

Is there a bigger fag on the face of the Earth than Quarez?

You make Liberace look like Colin Farrell, you pillow biter.

[KPax]

Is there a bigger fag on the face of the Earth than Quarez?

You make Liberace look like Colin Farrell, you pillow biter.

To answer your question, Yes

Your boyfriend says that your as gay as him.

[jets]

That a great line, X-Pac. You really showed me, asshole. I feel so dumb now. I bet you feel real good about yourself. Here I am balling like a little tittywinkle cuz you had to go be all vicious.

[Liverlips McGee]

Cena didn't need it... Anyway, can I get an apple martini? Oooh, how 'bout some strawberry daiquiris?
I don't think it's a gay drink. MO-HEE-TO.

[KPax]

That a great line, X-Pac. You really showed me, asshole. I feel so dumb now. I bet you feel real good about yourself. Here I am balling like a little tittywinkle cuz you had to go be all vicious.

You should feel dumb, You see my name starts with a K not a X, also it ends in a X not a C, You see it proves what has been said for years, queers can't do anything right, not even read.

[CrazySauce]

Cena didn't need it... Anyway, can I get an apple martini? Oooh, how 'bout some strawberry daiquiris?

Can I get something with Kiwi in it.

[I Wuv Jessica Alba]

I don't think it's a gay drink. MO-HEE-TO.

Nigger, Come down to Atlantic City, I'll take you to the most happening club, the Cuba Libre at the Tropica Casino. You will have the best Mojitos this sie of Fidel's Firing Squad!

[Quarez]

Cena didn't need it... Anyway, can I get an apple martini? Oooh, how 'bout some strawberry daiquiris?

You're talking to the bartender here, baby! I can mix you anything you want!

Oh, and Steve... I don't really take your "Queer attack" as anything really. Maybe if it came from someone, who didn't enlist just to be able to bang Osama look-a-likes. You are not just gay... You are pathetic! Now go write a poem and then proceed to kill yourself, you little EMO-bitch!

[-_-]

You know how soldiers and Aussies are both dumb fucks? Well this aussie soldier accidentally shot him self over in Iraq. That's fucking sad. He shot himself. You go to war and you shoot yourself. What a dumb fuck.

[That Damn Alright]

I think Steve is Jets and Clippers. there, I said it.

[Liverlips McGee]

Nigger, Come down to Atlantic City, I'll take you to the most happening club, the Cuba Libre at the Tropica Casino. You will have the best Mojitos this sie of Fidel's Firing Squad!
It's funny you should mention that. I'm actually thinking of hitting up AC in a couple weeks. I haven't decided if I want to go to AC or just Ocean City or something.

And, I was quoting a Family Guy thing. I don't drink.

[-_-]

You don't drink? I'm 14 and I drink.

[CoTT]

I think Steve is Jets and Clippers. there, I said it.

Nah. He's Mr. WJS.

[CrazySauce]

You don't drink? I'm 14 and I drink.

You should start drinking too early, you'll loose brain cells like Powdernose.

[I Wuv Jessica Alba]

It's funny you should mention that. I'm actually thinking of hitting up AC in a couple weeks. I haven't decided if I want to go to AC or just Ocean City or something.

And, I was quoting a Family Guy thing. I don't drink.

Dude, you gotta get in touch with me. I am driving my girl's fire truck-red 2005 Jeep Grand Cheroke all over town. We can pick up maaaaaaaaaad bicthes down in Ocean City!

By the way, the Ocean City Boardwalk/Beach is better than AC's. But when it comes to nightlife, you can't go wrong with AC. This is were the action happens!

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

You should start drinking too early, you'll loose brain cells like Powdernose.



At least I have brain cells to spare, you retarded gay schoolboy.

[Quarez]

I have a few, but I'm not giving them up for anything... other then a cold frosty beer... that is if I hadn't just visited the German-Danish border and bought 10 cases! Who's up for a beer bash in Randers, Denmark??!!

[jets]

Queerez, you post like you're on Ridalin.

[Quarez]

Queerez, you post like you're on Ridalin.

Steve, you post like you're on a gay cruise!

[jets]

!!!!!

[Quarez]

!!!!!

That's right punk! I went there!

[Cosmic Pope]

Fuck ECW!

Suddently it's just cool to be a rebel. All the cool kids are doing it.

[-_-]

Suddently it's just cool to be a rebel. All the cool kids are doing it.

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What's so bad about saying "suck it" anyway? Implicating oral sex? Implicate my ass. When someone says "That's a shocker!" do you automatically think that it is something that gives pleasure to both the woman's pussy an ass?


Oh wait... don't answer that.

[Cosmic Pope]

Oh wait... don't answer that.

Why? Damn. OoOoOo..kay. :rolleyes:

[CrazySauce]

Suddently it's just cool to be a rebel. All the cool kids are doing it.

How cute, you wanna be cool like me.

[Dr. Kenneth Noisewater]

This messageboard should be renamed "Hellfire and Brimstone", since every thread turns into a shit slinging contest.

[That Damn Alright]

If we're naming everything after what they actually are, perhaps your name should be changed to Dr. Kenneth Cocksmoker?

[Dr. Kenneth Noisewater]

Aww, now why'd ya hafta go and say something like that for? Did I tell a lie? I'm sorry if I went and hurt your lil ol' feelins'.

Still, you can't deny that over half the threads in here haven't turned into flame wars.

[That Damn Alright]

You just seem to complain a lot and generally act like this place disgusts you. If you don't like it, there's no lock on the door, feel free to piss off. If you want to stay, try and not be a moany little bitch for a while, see how that works out for you

[Dr. Kenneth Noisewater]

Girly man.

[Liverlips McGee]

There's a door?

[Quarez]

How can a forum have a door?

[Big T]

I installed a door on a forum because i can.

[Quarez]

Nize!
Can we get a couple of windows installed?

[-_-]

How about a bed for Dickhouse and Steve?

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

Or a cat door for you.

[''The Real Deal'' Dickhouse Brown]

Or a cat door for you.


Ha HA

But I don't think he has a problem with the cats getting out, kinda hard to walk when your wrapped in a dimsim

[-_-]

I love sushi and rice and dim sims.



Oh yes. Your cat tasted good too.