View Full Version : An above average Raw, are you fucking kidding me??
I Wuv Jessica Biel
06-21-2006, 05:08 PM
If that sorry excuse for a show was above average, than you have some low fucking standards. That show was absolutely awful. DX was not funny nor original at all. Wow, a cock. Hilarious. The alien, strippers, and penis pump. Oh that DX, they're so funny... If you're a fucking mark. And don't forget, Steph went into labor. Wow, so excited. Oh yeah, DX spray painted Vince's locker room. What are they suppose to be, 16 year olds trying to play penty practical jokes? What are they going to do next, throw eggs at Vince's house?
The Spirit Squad is the dumbest fucking thing to happen to wrestling. Does anybody really give a flying shit about these guys? Oh no, watch out, DX is pouring PAINT on you. So awesome! Christ.
Why the hell did Carlito, the black guy, and that doucebag with the cameras and the plastic surgery woman have a triple threat match when they're having the same exact match this Sunday on the PPV??? Does that make any sense??? Great booking.
Speaking of that douchebag, "paparazi" taking pictures of him everytime he comes down to the ring is the stupidest thing I ever heard. Honestly, what magazine are they taking pictures for? Star, US weekly? Such an awesome gimmick.
OH yeah, we couldn't top the night off without midgets. Midgets never get old. How many times can DX bring midgets out? Maybe next week they'll bring a midget Vince out. Oh that would show him, those pranksters. Not to mention they had "suck it" written on their ass.
There was like 3 wrestling matches on RAW.
I didn't even bother watching WWE's "New Breed" of ECW last night because I couldn't gather up the strength to watch Vince McAsshole ruin something that use to be great. But I'm sure it couldn't get much worse than fucking Raw on Monday night.
That Damn Alright
06-21-2006, 05:20 PM
I don't know why people dislike you so much
I Wuv Jessica Biel
06-21-2006, 07:29 PM
Is that sarcasm?
Liverlips McGee
06-21-2006, 07:41 PM
Quick on the uptake, aren't you?
''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard
06-21-2006, 07:45 PM
Go suck 911's cock, you blind boob.
Jatycre
06-21-2006, 08:37 PM
Wow, the guy can read the title of a thread, and really run with that alone. First WWE start's turning time back, and now so is PWF. Why did he have to come back? Sweet jesus, why?
I Wuv Jessica Biel
06-21-2006, 10:38 PM
See, none of you can disagree or make any counterpoints against what I say. You all hate it because you know I'm right and that you are all wrong.
Quarez
06-22-2006, 12:59 AM
If that sorry excuse for a show was above average, than you have some low fucking standards. That show was absolutely awful. DX was not funny nor original at all. Wow, a cock. Hilarious. The alien, strippers, and penis pump. Oh that DX, they're so funny... If you're a fucking mark. And don't forget, Steph went into labor. Wow, so excited. Oh yeah, DX spray painted Vince's locker room. What are they suppose to be, 16 year olds trying to play penty practical jokes? What are they going to do next, throw eggs at Vince's house?
Why the hell did Carlito, the black guy, and that doucebag with the cameras and the plastic surgery woman have a triple threat match when they're having the same exact match this Sunday on the PPV??? Does that make any sense??? Great booking.
Speaking of that douchebag, "paparazi" taking pictures of him everytime he comes down to the ring is the stupidest thing I ever heard. Honestly, what magazine are they taking pictures for? Star, US weekly? Such an awesome gimmick.
OH yeah, we couldn't top the night off without midgets. Midgets never get old. How many times can DX bring midgets out? Maybe next week they'll bring a midget Vince out. Oh that would show him, those pranksters. Not to mention they had "suck it" written on their ass.
I didn't even bother watching WWE's "New Breed" of ECW last night because I couldn't gather up the strength to watch Vince McAsshole ruin something that use to be great. But I'm sure it couldn't get much worse than fucking Raw on Monday night.
The DX reunioin is all about remeniscing spassbitch, not about shocking the world once again, so stop bitching about that you preschool fuckface!
And the match featuring Carlito, Shelton Benjamin and Johnny Nitro was a handicap match. Not a tripple threat like on Sunday.
It's just a fucking gimmick!
And yeah, midgets are still funny!
And just so you know, ECW was much much worse!
Just to end this I would like to add that you are a sad sad person!
I Wuv Jessica Biel
06-22-2006, 02:42 AM
Wow, a mark. I don't care what the DX thing was suppose to be, it was boring and not entertaining at all. And what makes you know exactly what Vince McIdiot was focusing on doing with DX, are you part of the stupid booking team of the WWE? It was awful and unfunny.
How am I a sad, sad person? Because I have an opinion that is different from yours? Is it because I demand perfection, I'm not just a tool who accepts whatever is given to me? If that is the case, then I am a sad, sad person you patheic moron.
I win again.
That Damn Alright
06-22-2006, 03:08 AM
I wasn't being sarcastic :confused:
Why the fuck do you still post here you fucking faggot?
Quarez
06-22-2006, 09:45 AM
Wow, a mark. I don't care what the DX thing was suppose to be, it was boring and not entertaining at all. And what makes you know exactly what Vince McIdiot was focusing on doing with DX, are you part of the stupid booking team of the WWE? It was awful and unfunny.
How am I a sad, sad person? Because I have an opinion that is different from yours? Is it because I demand perfection, I'm not just a tool who accepts whatever is given to me? If that is the case, then I am a sad, sad person you patheic moron.
I win again.
It's weird... I really can't find the inspiration to get into this discussion with you... You're such a sad piece of work that I'll just leave you thinking that the ECW is the best wrestling brand ever, while Vince does it justice on Sci-Fi! :D
1) You think this is a contest, which makes you sad
2) You've probably only been with one woman in your sad excuse of a life, and it didn't work out as you only had one thing in common: You parents!
3) I dislike you for being a ECW mark, who can't see further then your own nose, who blindly call the terrible business man, that is Paul Heyman, a God!
In short... Find somewhere else to spread your fucked up thoughts about Life, Wrestling and everything, cause no one here are buying into it!
P.S. Your dad is goofy, and your mom smells like cabbage! So there!
CrazySauce
06-22-2006, 10:52 AM
Why watch something if you hate it so much?
''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard
06-22-2006, 11:48 AM
Because deep down he wants Vince to make money off of him.
I Wuv Jessica Biel
06-22-2006, 05:15 PM
It's weird... I really can't find the inspiration to get into this discussion with you... You're such a sad piece of work that I'll just leave you thinking that the ECW is the best wrestling brand ever, while Vince does it justice on Sci-Fi! :D
1) You think this is a contest, which makes you sad
2) You've probably only been with one woman in your sad excuse of a life, and it didn't work out as you only had one thing in common: You parents!
3) I dislike you for being a ECW mark, who can't see further then your own nose, who blindly call the terrible business man, that is Paul Heyman, a God!
In short... Find somewhere else to spread your fucked up thoughts about Life, Wrestling and everything, cause no one here are buying into it!
P.S. Your dad is goofy, and your mom smells like cabbage! So there!
No, the truth is that you know I'm right about Raw being fucking horrible and you don't want to admit it.
Second, I don't remember when you formed my opinions and or whenever I stated that this is a contest of sorts. I guess you have to put words into my mouth and make up your own little propaganda to actually have something to say back to me.
Third, great comeback. I've been with one woman my entire life, whose my sister. You know so much about me. Man, everytime you read when of your idiotic posts it's like reading my own autobiography.
Fourth, you're such a douchebag that I don't even remember what the hell your name is.
Insult ECW all you want, I'm sure you never saw it in it's prime back in 1994-1997. You can say that you have tapes or downloaded matches, I don't really care. Its a different time and generation now, and this current day generation of wrestling fucking sucks, just like you.
I win, again.
''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard
06-22-2006, 05:39 PM
No, the truth is that you know I'm right about Raw being fucking horrible and you don't want to admit it.
Second, I don't remember when you formed my opinions and or whenever I stated that this is a contest of sorts. I guess you have to put words into my mouth and make up your own little propaganda to actually have something to say back to me.
Third, great comeback. I've been with one woman my entire life, whose my sister. You know so much about me. Man, everytime you read when of your idiotic posts it's like reading my own autobiography.
Fourth, you're such a douchebag that I don't even remember what the hell your name is.
Insult ECW all you want, I'm sure you never saw it in it's prime back in 1994-1997. You can say that you have tapes or downloaded matches, I don't really care. Its a different time and generation now, and this current day generation of wrestling fucking sucks, just like you.
I win, again.
No matter if he saw it, I saw it, and it was good with bad mixed in just like every other promotion. You and I have had this argument too many times before, so I'm just going to say, if RAW fucking sucks and their ruining ECW with that crappy ass Sci Fi shit and "The Zombie"... Don't fucking watch it. Trust me, it works. I haven't watched wrestling in 3 weeks, it's partly because I've been working late (yes, sucking dick on the corner, no comeback for you) and drinking more.
But yeah. RAW sucks right now.
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
06-22-2006, 07:08 PM
ECW is a pimple on the ass of the NWA of the mid-eighties. Or Mid South for that matter.
Quarez
06-22-2006, 10:46 PM
Second, I don't remember when you formed my opinions and or whenever I stated that this is a contest of sorts. I guess you have to put words into my mouth and make up your own little propaganda to actually have something to say back to me.
Third, great comeback. I've been with one woman my entire life, whose my sister. You know so much about me. Man, everytime you read when of your idiotic posts it's like reading my own autobiography.
I win, again.
I said you'd probably only been with your sister. You could be a 47 year old virgin for all I know, and I really don't care.
Oh, you finish every post with "I win" and that's keeping it from being a contest is it? And I could go back and find where you actually wrote the words Paul God Heyman or God Heyman or what ever that bullshit was and where you stated that the old ECW was the only good brand, but instead I'll stop wasting time on your sorry ass, and re-state what everyone else already has... STOP WATCHING!!
And by not continuing wasting time on this discussion, I WIN!!!
APC123
06-23-2006, 12:43 PM
I haven't watched wrestling in 2 months. And I don't really care anymore.
Liverlips McGee
06-23-2006, 03:32 PM
So, how 'bout them Phillies?
adrock2099
06-23-2006, 03:37 PM
How 'bout them Indians? Playin' like absolute shit I tells yah.
Liverlips McGee
06-23-2006, 03:38 PM
Phillies, too. I swear, I'm going to have to move to NYC to get a decent hometown team.
adrock2099
06-23-2006, 03:41 PM
My main issue is that we've got the talent AND we were ranked really high before the season started, and now we're so far at of 1st place already that it seems pointless to even try. My adopted team, the Brewers, are doing pretty decent, but their conference is nutsackingly good.
I Wuv Jessica Biel
06-23-2006, 05:37 PM
I said you'd probably only been with your sister. You could be a 47 year old virgin for all I know, and I really don't care.
Oh, you finish every post with "I win" and that's keeping it from being a contest is it? And I could go back and find where you actually wrote the words Paul God Heyman or God Heyman or what ever that bullshit was and where you stated that the old ECW was the only good brand, but instead I'll stop wasting time on your sorry ass, and re-state what everyone else already has... STOP WATCHING!!
And by not continuing wasting time on this discussion, I WIN!!!
Oh don't worry Butchy boy, I never denied Heyman being a God. You could argue against that if you didn't have a John Cena fucking avatar you MARK.
And I watch whatever I feel like watching. Tell me what other programming is on at 9-11 on a Monday night and I'll be more than happy to watch it if it's something new and original... Unlike the WWE.
Johnny McBitch, the truth is that you're Canadian and never saw ECW it's in prime. You just saw it from your little wrestling tapes your older brother bought.
This is just for you Quarez- I WIN AGAIN.
EC fucking W.
Liverlips McGee
06-23-2006, 09:03 PM
First of all, why do you have watch TV from 9-11 every Monday night? Why don't you read a book, play video games, backyard wrestle, masturbate, get high/drunk, go cow tipping or anything else?
Second, I am personally an ECW fan from way back, about 1995, maybe early 1996. In fact, my dad took me to my first ECW show in mid-1996 when we visited Philadelphia (where I now live) and I saw Hardcore Heaven '96, which featured Van Dam vs. Sabu in the match where everyone had to wait for over an hour before the ring was fixed so they could fight. I enjoyed a lot of ECW's stuff, but by no means was it ever infalliable.
Shane Douglas, for example, was never anything. He was instructed to toss down the NWA belt by Heyman, and he did. He was put in a position where he "broke" the neck of Gary Wolfe and got heat. Several times, he left to go to WWE and later XPW, and ran down ECW and Heyman himself in several interviews. Yet he was pushed as the focal point of the promotion on several occasions. He was also the one who put together the "Hardcore Homecoming" show, despite the fact that he had gone on record saying how shit he thought ECW was. I won't even get into how stupid the pushes of Justin Credible and Rhino, among others, were.
Therefore, I put it to you that ECW was just like every other wrestling promotion out there: some good, some even great, some bad. If you were a wrestling fan, and not just a blind ECW mark, you would be able to see this.
''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard
06-24-2006, 11:32 AM
THATS JUST NOT THE COOLEST THATS JUST NOT THE BEST THAT'S JUST-IN-fuck was that push crappy.
CrazySauce
06-25-2006, 01:13 PM
What the fuck?
''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard
06-25-2006, 03:13 PM
Move back to Detroit for a good hometown team, Bobby.
Damn, J Science is owning you dumb freedom hating bitches.
DX was recycling garbage that quit being funny about 5 years before stone-washed jeans were popular. This whole DX reunion is bullshit. How can you have DX without X-Pac and the New Age Outlaws? They made DX, not the Heartbreak Mountain or the big nosed queer. Anyone that enjoyed RAW is plain ignorant. Their momma must have dropped them on their queer little heads when they was a kid.
''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard
06-25-2006, 03:19 PM
Where did anybody say that DX was good.
Oh and DX without X-Pac and the New Age Outlaws? Fuck. That would be like the ORIGINAL DX when it was funny. You idiot.
Anyway, yeah DX fucking blows now because it's a 40 year old born again Christian and a tired as fuck act.
Super Crazy
06-25-2006, 03:44 PM
[QUOTE=Steve]How can you have DX without X-Pac and the New Age Outlaws? They made DX[\QUOTE]
LOL.
Big T
06-25-2006, 04:01 PM
The more i read Steve's posts, the more i think he's clueless and/or he's living in another time.
Liverlips McGee
06-25-2006, 05:52 PM
I think he's a fake poster, myself. Maybe Zoso.
Jatycre
06-25-2006, 10:50 PM
I think he's a fake poster, myself. Maybe Zoso.
No, Zoso doesn't know enough wrestling, even for posts like that.
Much as people will slate the reunited DX, they're over as fuck. Can't say the same for much else in wrestling at the moment.
''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard
06-26-2006, 02:15 PM
Didn't stop people from "Slating" Cena when his World Title reign was just starting.
Cena's also over as fuck. So what's the lesson here? Slating is pointless.
Big T
06-26-2006, 03:22 PM
Dirty Dick Slater = next WWE Champion...yes, you can expect that cheap ass Terry Funk impersonator to win the big one.Way to make us forget about his ''Rebel'' days.
DecoyTantric
06-26-2006, 11:56 PM
All of this bullshit, and CotT is the only one here who's right.
CotT wins, the rest go fuck themselves. Ring the goddamn bell.
Big T
06-27-2006, 08:48 AM
I still say they should bring back Dick Slater and make him champeen.
Quarez
06-27-2006, 02:45 PM
I think they should just slap the belt on me! I'll push more beer sales then Cena pushes merchandise sales! Being a drunk will be cool again thanks to me!
''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard
06-27-2006, 09:32 PM
Cena is not over as fuck as a main event face. Well, he wasn't on the last show I watched.
CrazySauce
06-27-2006, 10:07 PM
It's only the people stupid enough to buy tickets these days that cheer for Cena.
Quarez
06-28-2006, 04:29 AM
It's only the people stupid enough to buy tickets these days that cheer for Cena.
I don't buy tickets?
Cosmic Pope
06-28-2006, 06:30 AM
I think they should just slap the belt on me! I'll push more beer sales then Cena pushes merchandise sales! Being a drunk will be cool again thanks to me!
Sandman offers beer drinkin', ciggeratte smokin', and woman abusing. Yet all you offer to me is just drinking? Note to self, "He has my vote". WWE would gladly hire you and re-negotiate Sandman's contract. They don't want that kind of influence on TV programs. Just drinkin'.
Cena is not over as fuck as a main event face. Well, he wasn't on the last show I watched.
What show was that? Some random episode of SD! from three years ago?
CrazySauce
06-28-2006, 10:39 AM
If it was, he would have been over at that time.
''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard
06-28-2006, 02:37 PM
RAW a month ago. Build up to RVD vs Cena.
Yeah, I haven't watched wrestling in 3 years, COTT.
Quarez
06-28-2006, 09:05 PM
RAW a month ago. Build up to RVD vs Cena.
Yeah, I haven't watched wrestling in 3 years, COTT.
Then how can you comment on current events? At least, how can you comment sober?
''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard
06-29-2006, 06:27 AM
Sarcasm, Great Dane, sarcasm.
Quarez
06-30-2006, 05:14 AM
Sarcasm, Great Dane, sarcasm.
And that is?
''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard
06-30-2006, 07:46 AM
That is, that I've seen lots of wrestling in the past 3 years.
Quarez
06-30-2006, 09:13 AM
That is, that I've seen lots of wrestling in the past 3 years.
I guess my sarcasm doesn’t get through the detectors then...
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