Backyard wrestling

[jjackt11]

Well, I couldn't wait long enough to get a ring, so basically me and my friends have matches now in my backyard. I know that its stupid, but you can suck it. The reason being that we do know its not "real" and we dont do stupid extreme stuff. We carefully choreograph each match before we do it, and practice all the moves. Basically, since we don't have a ring, we can't do powerbombs and suplexes, and other high impact moves, but we do do what we can. All the matches are hard core, and for the first time, in my match today, a triple threat, I got some "color" if you know what I mean. Basically, I want you all to discuss this, and if you have some ideas for moves, or weapons that could be used (weapons that look good but dont hurt, or can be used in a way that doesn't hurt). I just was real proud of doing this, and just felt like posting this.

[Liverlips McGee]

Moves that look good but don't hurt? Misawa's tiger driver. Looks kinda painful, but, if done right, you can't even feel it.

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jjackt11 sounds like he is 12. "you can suck it"

[CoTT]

Try rubbing cheese graters off each other's foreheads. It looks painful but it's really isn't. Go on, try it.

[That Damn Alright]

I suppose if you rubbed it the right way, it really wouldn't hurt. Good one Scott!!!

[CoTT]

Like a genie in a bottle?

[jjackt11]

jjackt11 sounds like he is 12. "you can suck it"

Yeah....no. My little brothers older than that. Im 16. Besides, why would it matter. Even though most 12 year olds are annoying and immature, I've met a few more mature than you. Basically you sterotyped me because I quoted a wrestler?

[adrock2099]

Make tin foil into garbage cans. Or, if your feeling fancy, spring for the aluminum foil instead.

[jjackt11]

Make tin foil into garbage cans. Or, if your feeling fancy, spring for the aluminum foil instead.

your just stupid.....sorry.....not trying to be mean

[Liverlips McGee]

...says the backyard wrestler.

[I'm A Fucking Idiot]

Like a genie in a bottle?
LMAO!!

[Quarez]

I'm trying to figure out whether this is a gimmick drummed up by one you guys!

[Selborne Boome]

He is so stupid by now, he'll trip over a cordless phone's cord!!!

[Quarez]

He is so stupid by now, he'll trip over a cordless phone's cord!!!

Nize one, dude!

[jjackt11]

He is so stupid by now, he'll trip over a cordless phone's cord!!!

your calling me stupid?

[Liverlips McGee]

Way to disprove it, buddy.

[jjackt11]

Way to disprove it, buddy.

what do you want me to do? I really dont care if someone thinks I'm stupid. Theirs alot of dumb people in the world, and if they were smart enough to work together, they'd take over.

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

I will break your jaw when I slingshot Big T into it.

[Liverlips McGee]

what do you want me to do? I really dont care if someone thinks I'm stupid. Theirs alot of dumb people in the world, and if they were smart enough to work together, they'd take over.
My hope is that all the dumb people in the world get together and start backyard wrestling and videotaping it, so that I may have amusement in their pain and death. I have to applaud you for continuing this journey of the morons, following the screams of pain as if they were the pied piper's flute, because that means more parking spaces, less lines at the grocery store, and, most importantly, less inbreeding.

[Big T]

I will break your jaw when I slingshot Big T into it.

That should work.

[Quarez]

My hope is that all the dumb people in the world get together and start backyard wrestling and videotaping it, so that I may have amusement in their pain and death. I have to applaud you for continuing this journey of the morons, following the screams of pain as if they were the pied piper's flute, because that means more parking spaces, less lines at the grocery store, and, most importantly, less inbreeding.

Seriously dude! We have to party! I'll bring a case of beer for me and a few Danish sluts for you. What do you say?

[Selborne Boome]

That would work 4 me

[ace43]

dude why dont you just get four mattresses and make a ring out of that a bit primative but it'll work, I think??

[jjackt11]

that would work. real rings are padded, but to put on shows, mattresses would look really bad, as in showing that its not real. However, I did just get a large mattress, and we can now practice moves on there, before doing them full speed and on the ground. You know, for safety purposes.

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

You practice moves like the "Moonsault tossing faggot 10 year old's salad Press." and the "I'm so fucking gay that I think doing moves with my faggot kid friends is so awesome that I have to share it with people on the internet - Stunner."

[jjackt11]

"I'm so fucking gay that I think doing moves with my faggot kid friends is so awesome that I have to share it with people on the internet - Stunner."

thats my finisher.

[That Damn Alright]

Ha, I liked that come back

[X~þÄŅĐ ŬŖ İMÅģĬŅĂŦĮŎŃ]

i think that last yardie took a bad head knock

[jjackt11]

Today, me and this other guy double suplexed a guy onto a mattress, and my head hit his shoulder. It was the first time I've been rocked hard since football.

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

TDA, that's because you like the move.

[Morphine]

Chokeslam.

Wait, don't laugh yet.

If you actually practice these moves, practice this one alot. Have the victim do a jump when you pull up on his throat a bit, and then push forward and slam him on his back. Looks fancy, but isn't. And, by the way, use a mattress.

...I can't believe I just told you that...

Just don't get hurt, and buy health insurance.

[Quarez]

... and be sure to drink plenty of beers!

[Selborne Boome]

How do u actually teach someone to do a proper "Spike Piledriver" i mean, even the pro's screw it up...

[Morphine]

*pained look* NO spiked piledrivers... I would rather them NOT break their necks... :eek:

[cageofdeath]

im 12 and me and me mates do suplexes of play ekwitment at school and we go in the class all groggy and almost bleeding so im more hardore than a 16 year old

you suck dude:mad: :mad:

[CoTT]

How do u actually teach someone to do a proper "Spike Piledriver" i mean, even the pro's screw it up...

As in the double-team move? Just a piledriver with a dude jumping off a turnbuckle holding some feet. I guess it can be botched pretty easily.

[MattKnicks]

Well, I couldn't wait long enough to get a ring, so basically me and my friends have matches now in my backyard. I know that its stupid, but you can suck it. The reason being that we do know its not "real" and we dont do stupid extreme stuff. We carefully choreograph each match before we do it, and practice all the moves. Basically, since we don't have a ring, we can't do powerbombs and suplexes, and other high impact moves, but we do do what we can. All the matches are hard core, and for the first time, in my match today, a triple threat, I got some "color" if you know what I mean. Basically, I want you all to discuss this, and if you have some ideas for moves, or weapons that could be used (weapons that look good but dont hurt, or can be used in a way that doesn't hurt). I just was real proud of doing this, and just felt like posting this.


cheers brother.....

[jEHAD]

Maybe It would be better if you just left right now.

[Big Toby Cool]

im 12 and me and me mates do suplexes of play ekwitment at school and we go in the class all groggy and almost bleeding so im more hardore than a 16 year old

you suck dude:mad: :mad:


woah..... seems like all those "suplexes of play ekwitment" have fucked ur brain there!

[r3ptile]

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