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I Wuv Jessica Alba
06-09-2006, 04:01 PM
She looked oh so skinny at the MTV movie awards. Out of all people I never thought she would do the Hollywood starve yourself diet. and of top of everything she had 3 pimples on her chin....the sexiest zits I have ever seen may I add! Jessica Simpsons zits look like Chyna's ass pimples in comparison. Seriously now, I am starting to worry our girl has gotten so damn big she's not eating right anymore. I am afraid we are losing her.:( :confused:

http://www.sawf.org/newsphotos/hollywood/Jessica_Alba_MTV_awards_splashnews.jpg

I would still tear that ass up.

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/9075/gfdl38hp.jpg
Liverlips McGee
06-09-2006, 06:16 PM
To a point, I would too, but after a while, you have to worry about her hipbones ramming into you. It'd hurt like a motherfucker.
That Damn Alright
06-09-2006, 11:44 PM
I didn't see this thread when I posted before so I'll just repeat what I said earlier. I don't find her attractive. There, I said it.
''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard
06-10-2006, 12:06 AM
WELL I DONT FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE


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adrock2099
06-10-2006, 12:27 AM
I haven't seen the extent of her recent lohaninization, but if it's as bad as lindsey, then that sucks balls.
Selborne Boome
06-10-2006, 02:43 AM
I sadly dont give a sh*t about Jessica Alba, sorry :P
That Damn Alright
06-10-2006, 04:14 AM
WELL I DONT FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE


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You can be so cruel :(
Big T
06-10-2006, 04:24 AM
I want to feed her so bad...then i'd fuck her.
CoTT
06-10-2006, 10:31 AM
Another one bites the dust.
Big T
06-10-2006, 11:47 AM
Another one bites the dust.

Yeah i wish she'd bite in a slice of pizza or better yet, my cock dipped in whipped cream and then i'd shove pizza slices up her ass...then i'd eat them.
CrazySauce
06-10-2006, 09:03 PM
I just watched the movie Into the Blue just to watch her swim around in a bikini, and even though I fastforwarded through the second half of the movie the ass shots made it all worthwhile.
Quarez
06-11-2006, 04:35 PM
I'd wreck both her and Lohan in a heartbeat!!!1
Liverlips McGee
06-11-2006, 07:15 PM
Really? Lohan? She doesn't do anything for me. Her face is ugly, her tits are run-of-the-mill, and you can see her pelvic bone through her pants.
-_-
06-12-2006, 04:36 AM
Yeah true but I would have destroy her in a second about a year or two ago.
Big T
06-12-2006, 09:39 AM
Yeah true but I would have destroy her in a second about a year or two ago.

Can't hold it in for that much longer eh ?
Liverlips McGee
06-12-2006, 01:49 PM
Ejaculation is only premature if you still have your pants on.
Quarez
06-14-2006, 10:22 AM
Ejaculation is only premature if you still have your pants on.

And she still haven't entered the room...
''The Real Deal'' Dickhouse Brown
06-19-2006, 02:26 AM
Yeah true but I would have destroy her in a second about a year or two ago.

too true, Ive watched the christmas show scene frm mean girls 100 times,

she had it and then so badly lost it, I can just see her doing a movie role as a crack hoar ala monster style without the makeup.