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brytucker
03-28-2008, 01:22 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9y7POCW4MyM

Below is the report featured on our website :D

TNM #20 March 4, 2008

Another edition of PWF Tuesday Night Meat opens with Management Secretary, Neysha, telling us that tonight, the board have sanctioned a three-way match between Walter Craib, Massimo Hayashi and .PAD. as well as a Fatal Four-Way with Jay Santini, David Tucker, Bryan Tucker and Will Main. Neysha says it should be quite a show as we roll towards Survivor War, and sends us to Walter Craib who has some pre-taped comments.

Walter talks about making .PAD. Tap out last week. Says that was a preview of Survivor War, and tells us that he will get his revenge against .PAD. As for tonight, Walter says that he plans on putting .PAD. At a disadvantage before the big show, and also notes that Massimo has never managed to beat him in four attempts. Walter says that won’t change tonight as we go into the TNM opening video.

Next, the camera follows IC Champ Will Main walking into the PWF arena, when he spots his opponent for Survivor War, Massimo Hayashi, plotting a sneak attack. Will shouts after Massimo who eventually comes out from behind the bush. Will lays his belt on the line and offers Massimo to cross the line. Massimo gets pumped off but instead of accepting the challenge of a fair fight, he sprints off n the opposite direction. What a coward!

Next we hear from Michael Manners, who summarizes the events of last week when Walter Craib defeated David Tucker to get to pick the stipulation for his Survivor War match against .PAD. - and he chose a Submissions match. Says also as a consequence of last week’s TNM main event, it’s official, it will be the returning Kevin Starr against David Tucker. As Michael is away to run through the rest of his card David Tucker comes into shot. Dante says it’s a disgrace that he’s being forced into a match that nobody wants to see. Says he has been working hard since last week and has got a petition together to the PWF board to call the match off. Says he has over 500 signatures ….. And offers Michael the chance to sign it. Michael initially seems reluctant but David pressures him, pushing him up against the wall, and Michael signs it under duress. David sarcastically thanks Michael and walks off, Michael takes a minute to shake himself down then sends us to the PWF World Hardcore champion Bryan Tucker.

Bryan Tucker is talking about his title match with a former friend, Jay Santini, next week when this is interrupted by .PAD. who says the world has heard enough from Bryan Tucker and takes over the promo time. .PAD. then has some words for Walter Craib - telling him that as Walter and him weren’t in the same match last week, he never actually tapped out. Says that Walter has made a very big mistake by making their match at Survivor War a Submissions match. Says that he will make Walter tap out and show the world what a little bitch Walter is.

We then see David Tucker who approaches Will Main about signing his petition. Will says there is no way he is going to sign the petition - he wants to see David get his ass handed to him by Kevin Starr. Walter Craib comes in and once again, David asks for him to sign it, but sensing he would be unsuccessful, David retreated with his tail between his legs!

Next, Michael Manners is with Massimo Hayashi ahead of his three-way match. Unless you are fluent in all 67 regional dialects of Japanese, then you are unlikely to decipher what was said, but from what we can make of his actions, Massimo is looking for a win today and then gunning for Will Main’s IC Title next week!

Back to David Tucker on the trail for petition-signers when he runs into his brother. Bryan says there is no way he will sign the petition as after what David did to his former best friend and like many others, he wants David to get the beating that has been coming ever since the Christmas Special. However, Jay Santini comes into the room and Jay is happy to sign the petition - right in from of Bryan’s face. The PWF World Hardcore Champion stormed away in disgust!

.PAD. Vs. Massimo Hayashi Vs. Walter Craib

In a huge upset, it was Massimo Hayashi who came out with a surprise win, although it was with a little help from .PAD.

As Walter and Massimo tied up in the corner, and referee Taylor Ross distracted trying to break them up, .PAD. Saw his opportunity and struck Walter with a chair he had scrambled to get. This allowed Massimo the chance to sunset flip Walter, and the referee counted Walter’s shoulders down for three! What a huge upset!

We once again catch up with IC Champ Will Main, but out of nowhere he is attacked by his number one contender Massimo Hayashi. After getting in a few hits, a mysterious hooded figure comes in and smacks Massimo off a lamppost before scarpering! When Will stirs he gets to his feet and has a smile on his face! Does he know who that was?!

David Tucker Vs. Will Main Vs. Bryan Tucker Vs. Jay Santini

Well this was the way to head into Survivor War, with four of the top guys in the company squaring off in the Four Corners action.

It wasn’t long before this one broke down, and while former friends David Tucker and Will Main battled it out in the ring, PWF World Hardcore Champion Bryan Tucker and his Survivor War opponent Jay Santini brawled all over the PWF Arena.

As they battled out front in the street, Jay Santini threw Bryan into a parked car. Jay noticed the door ajar and took his opportunity to injure Bryan as he opened the door, placed his arm inside, then slammed the door across his arm. The screams heard from Bryan Tucker were just immense, as Jay escaped, Bryan was left clutching his arm in agony.

We head back into the ring and David Tucker is beating the hell out of Will. He goes for his version of the Death Valley Driver, the F.U.B (Fuck You Bryan), only to be attacked by the same mystery figure as who saved Will earlier. This hooded man absolutely pounded David into oblivion. As he lay in a crumbled mess, the hooded man unveils himself to be ………………KEVIN STARR!!!!! The show ends with Kevin Starr ripping up David Tucker's petition and it's a look of vengeance as we head to Survivor War.

MATCH RESULTS: MASSIMO HAYASHI DEF. .PAD. & WALTER CRAIB; BRYAN TUCKER, WILL MAIN, JAY SANTINI AND DAVID TUCKER FOUGHT TO A NO CONTEST.

NEXT WEEK - SURVIVOR WAR 2008 CAN MASSIMO HAYASHI CONTINUE FROM HIS HUGE WIN OVER WALTER CRAIB, AND LIFT THE PWF IC TITLE FROM WILL MAIN? KEVIN STARR HAD A HUGE SURPRISE FOR DAVID TUCKER - AS HE MADE A SURPRISE RETURN AHEAD OF THEIR GRUDGE MATCH AT SURVIVOR WAR. WILL KEVIN WIN THE MATCH? .PAD. AND WALTER CRAIB WILL LOCK HORNS IN A SUBMISSIONS MATCH TO TRY AND END THEIR TROUBLES. PWF CHAMPION BRYAN TUCKER IS IN A BAD WAY - WHAT SORT OF STATE WILL BE IN FOR HIS TITLE DEFENCE AGAINST JAY SANTINI AT SURVIVOR WAR??? FIND OUT NEXT WEEK!

That Damn Alright
03-28-2008, 05:42 AM
Not only do you waste your time doing this gay shit, you then waste more by writing a thousand word essay about how gay you've just been. Fuck off and die.

CoTT
03-28-2008, 06:04 AM
Hey! Leave him alone. Everyone needs a nice piece of MEAT now and then. :wub:

jEHAD
03-28-2008, 06:17 PM
All kidding aside, why is your show called Tuesday Night Meat?

Liverlips McGee
03-28-2008, 06:21 PM
I, for one, don't really care to know the answer.

Legend_Killa
03-28-2008, 08:54 PM
You look like a bunch of fucking chomos

brytucker
03-29-2008, 08:54 AM
When we started mucking around when we were in our teens, we always went to PAD's house after school on Tuesdays. His mum would cook us mince and potatoes for dinner, then we would muck about wrestling in his front room and then go home.

When things started to get a bit more organised, when we started filming ourselves mucking about, the name Tuesday Night Meat just stuck and has done ever since. It's really only for our own entertainment, as everything we do is. :D But with the web, we decided to do as everyone else seems to do nowadays, and plaster ourselves over the web.

Admittedly, most people don't see it as entertainment. I couldn't care less if people do - but our stuff is on the web firstly for our own entertainment. If any other hermit wants to take a look, then great. If not, that's great too.

Super Crazy
03-29-2008, 11:06 AM
...the fuck does "mucking" mean????

''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard
03-29-2008, 11:32 AM
they have hot accentssss

jEHAD
03-29-2008, 04:16 PM
I think mucking is slang for anal sex.

Liverlips McGee
03-29-2008, 06:29 PM
It is. It's derived from "MUd Cutter fucKING."

brytucker
03-30-2008, 04:37 AM
Sorry, mucking means, I guess, fooling around although I realize that leaves us open to more abuse ::D