Dear Vince, from a Loyal ECW Fan

[I Wuv Jessica Biel]

Dear Vince,

I know you have the biggest ego on the planet. We all know that. We know that you love to bury anything else that is not WWE, for example the whole WCW/ECW invasion (which again made ECW look like shit with Stephanie McSlut) and WWF basically destroying them both. You have an angle right now which is basically ECW vs. WWE. Vince, the only way possible for this angle to be successful is for Rob Van Dam to defeat John Cena for the WWE championship and throwing it down and raising the ECW world title (alas Shane Douglas). I know you'll probably think this is making your precious WWE look bad, but it's not. Please please please, nobody will laugh at you. Hell, I seen you in a thong tonight. I know many of your fans right now are extreme marks, but if RVD wins the title many former ECW fans like myself may watch this so-called "new" ECW product. Also let Paul "God" Heyman do everything with this new promotion and you just supply the money.

thank you.
Mister Wrestling J. Science.

[APC123]

Holy crap. I actually agreed with all of that. Well done.

[sayers king of kings]

i agree too... let paul 'e' heyman run the show with tommy dreamer.

ECW ECW ECW ECW

[Quarez]

Dear Vince,

I know you have the biggest ego on the planet. We all know that. We know that you love to bury anything else that is not WWE, for example the whole WCW/ECW invasion (which again made ECW look like shit with Stephanie McSlut) and WWF basically destroying them both. You have an angle right now which is basically ECW vs. WWE. Vince, the only way possible for this angle to be successful is for Rob Van Dam to defeat John Cena for the WWE championship and throwing it down and raising the ECW world title (alas Shane Douglas). I know you'll probably think this is making your precious WWE look bad, but it's not. Please please please, nobody will laugh at you. Hell, I seen you in a thong tonight. I know many of your fans right now are extreme marks, but if RVD wins the title many former ECW fans like myself may watch this so-called "new" ECW product. Also let Paul "God" Heyman do everything with this new promotion and you just supply the money.

thank you.
Mister Wrestling J. Science.

Classic standup! :lol: I laufed for SO long!

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

I would rather see Sabu throw the other title down after beating Rey Mysterio, as he hasn't been on WWE TV for the last 5 years having the same match over and over. Sabu is at least still associated with ECW to the marks.

[CoTT]

Sabu blows more than ever. I laughed my ass off when he almost broke his leg with that botched table spot. I laughed even harder when WWE's new #1 heel Charlie Haas knocked Lillian off the ring apron. Hahahaha!

[FreshBase]

LOL, yeah i also found it damn hilarious when Haas knocked Lilian out the ring. I don't think the ref noticed? Was Lilian making some sort of moaning sound outside the ring, i'm pretty sure she was whaling in pain...

[The Former Member]

While I'm not Smurf I think this Mr. Wrestling J. Science character is.

[adrock2099]

I laughed even harder when WWE's new #1 heel Charlie Haas knocked Lillian off the ring apron. Hahahaha!

I lulzed. Didn't she break her man jaw or something?

[Liverlips McGee]

Sabu blows more than ever. I laughed my ass off when he almost broke his leg with that botched table spot. I laughed even harder when WWE's new #1 heel Charlie Haas knocked Lillian off the ring apron. Hahahaha!
Man, she flew like she was shot out of a cannon. Awesome. I laughed as well. That's how I will remember Charlie Haas forevermore.

[Selborne Boome]

Lilian apprently twisted her wrist and was taken to a local facility for X-Rays :o

[Liverlips McGee]

Hahahahahaha

[That Damn Alright]

What are you all jibber jabbering about?

[CoTT]

I lulzed. Didn't she break her man jaw or something?

I heard she sprained her wrist.

Man, she flew like she was shot out of a cannon. Awesome. I laughed as well. That's how I will remember Charlie Haas forevermore.

That's how I'll always remember him too from now on. It was hilarious how JR and King didn't mention the incident at first because they were clearly confused as to what to say.

[FreshBase]

What are you all jibber jabbering about?

On RAW there was match between Nitro and Haas. As Lilian finished announcing she was stepping out the ring, when Haas came tearing in and ran into the ropes, ramming into Lilian and sending her flying to the floor!! Watch it back, its funny as hell in my opinion, just the way her body dissapears from view and the loud thud....


That's how I'll always remember him too from now on. It was hilarious how JR and King didn't mention the incident at first because they were clearly confused as to what to say.

It would have been funnier if J.R had really over reacted like he does when HBK is getting beaten on, e.g: MY GAWD, MY GAWD, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LILIAN JUST GOT BROKEN SMACK DAB IN HALF!!! The King in response could have let out his trademark high pitched squeals.

[That Damn Alright]

HA! That Charlie Haas hey, he's a wild man

[Selborne Boome]

Im glad Haas got a 2nd chance, i still would like to see him team up with Shelton though.

[That Damn Alright]

He won't last very long this time around if he has broken the bitches jaw. When the next wave of sackings come and you've got to pick between two guys, one of whom broke the ring announcers jaw and one who didn't, they'll be showing the reckless guy the door

[Dr. Kenneth Noisewater]

They should put Haas in the new ECW, the ECW fans tend to show respect to guys who have in ring talent, but not so good on the mic, whereas WWE fans at the arenas to to be mindless mongoloids,

[CoTT]

Haas looks like a bum with his filthy beard and bandana. That worked for Randy Savage, NOT a mundane wrestler with the charisma of a stick of celery. Still though, the guy could be used a little bit better. If he continues as a singles wrestler I'm sure he'll just be released again considering how poor the writers are at the moment. They have absolutely no idea how to book the less established wrestlers. They have them job out pointlessly and make them look shit. Another major problem for WWE is their unbalanced cards that kill the crowd. Last night on RAW both the diva match and the Nitro/Haas match (apart from Lillian's hilarious hopper) sent tumbleweeds drifting through the place.

Also, they wasted way too much time leading up to the main event which was an old guy in a thong and not a wrestling match.

[Liverlips McGee]

I thought the same thing. Also, the whole "Kiss My Ass Club" idea was pointless to begin with. It's usually introduced into storylines to either have someone get their job back or avoid losing their job. This was just kinda tossed out there, obviously as a cheap ratings pop. Which is fine, had they put on a good show to make on-the-fence fans see what they've been missing, but the only highlights of the show were Haas vs. Garcia and Shane's selling of the mickey.

[Dr. Kenneth Noisewater]

Haas looks like a bum with his filthy beard and bandana.


Makes him the perfect candidate to team up with Balls Mahoney. http://forum.fearbush.com/style_emoticons/Square/lol.gif

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

Am Drag's heel beard made him the most homeless looking wrestler outside of Necro Butcher.

[Shaggy]

Ecw Is Shit!!!!

[CrazySauce]

Raw was great, I enjoyed the Lillian getting knocked off the apron, but what I especially enjoyed was the water add done by HHH and Shane. They drank in unison like 3 times. I felt like I was watching a fucking commercial.

[That Damn Alright]

You're a terrible forum heel, CoTT was so much better on his debut than you are now

[CrazySauce]

I hate it when I post and someone posts so close to me that they are talking to the guy before me, I'm stuck in the middle with no place to go.

[Bishop]

A lot of people were praising Vince McMahon for letting the show be a true ECW style event, with an edginess and "ECW rules" atmosphere that isn't found on Raw or Smackdown. Vince certainly made the call to open things up and people noticed. He should be put over for that because he could have just as easily made it a WWE-styled show. I am not saying it will stay this way forever, but for one night, the product was exactly what it needed to be.

Credit: PWinsider.com

[jackofalltrades]

Ecw Is Shit!!!!

could you kindly explain this to me? im not looking for an argument, i just wanna know your reasons

[Big T]

Well Jack, over time you'll find out that Shaggy is an idiot and that reflects in his writings.He's not one who's able to make sense at all as he's completely stranger to coherence.

[Dr. Kenneth Noisewater]

If you go to a users public profile you can find a link thst will let you ignore users whose posts you don't wanna read, as of now, CS and Shaggamundo share that honor.

[Liverlips McGee]

Well, I'm pretty sure Shaggy's gone, as he hasn't posted for several days.

[Quarez]

Well, I'm pretty sure Shaggy's gone, as he hasn't posted for several days.

We always think they are gone, then a month later... BAM! Jehovah’s witnesses in your living room!

[Liverlips McGee]

He'd better be gone, or I'm getting my money back from that contract killer.

[Quarez]

He'd better be gone, or I'm getting my money back from that contract killer.

No refunds!