A little advice needed?

[Quarez]

As I usually do, yesterday I got smashed out drunk and went downtown to party. The girlfriend stayed at home, as she usually does, so I had the freedom to hit on the slussies (slut+flussie combo) I felt like. Then a girl from my past showed up.
She used to be a stripper, but he had to quit as her knees are shot, so she doesn't do that any more. I used to have a huge thing for her, but nothing ever happened between us. I've now been with my girlfriend for over two years and before that we had a one year relationship, which was actually broken up by my feelings for the stripper. My girlfriend doesn't know that was the reason though. But we did break up and when I went to see the other girl she'd found herself another guy. So I eventually got back together with my current girlfriend and today we live together.
So yesterday this stripper from my past shows up and starts hitting on me. Since then she's gotten married with her boyfriend and they've bought a house. But she keeps telling me that she wants me and shit, and as the drunk bastard I am, I just enjoy the situation, then in the end of the night she tells me to figure out what I want and get back to her.

Would it be immoral of me to act on this or should I just go hit it and get out? I also don’t want to jeopardize my current relationship as we do love each other, and I’m not sure I can trust her, as she did burn me the first time. Your thoughts?

[Dr. Kenneth Noisewater]

If you really love your current girlfriend, then I would advise you not to "hit it". Besides the stripper is married, you don't want to take a chance on getting caught up in a bunch of bullshit because you wanted to get some "strange" so to speak.

Fucking around on a girlfriends isn't cool, and I spit on people who don't wanna be cool. :cool:

[Quarez]

If you really love your current girlfriend, then I would advise you not to "hit it". Besides the stripper is married, you don't want to take a chance on getting caught up in a bunch of bullshit because you wanted to get some "strange" so to speak.

Fucking around on a girlfriends isn't cool, and I spit on people who don't wanna be cool. :cool:

I know it's not cool, and I agree. It's just that I have a lot of shit bottled up because of this girl, and I could use an advice on how to tackle the situation...

[Dr. Kenneth Noisewater]

Then you gotta tell your current g/f about it. Do it the easy way instead of the hard way which ultimately would only make matters worse.

[Liverlips McGee]

Masturbate constantly. You're welcome.

[Izzy Insane]

It depends on what it is you want......are you looking for comitment.....or a good time with the stripper.

I my self would stay with the love seen. I up for havinga good time, but I like something stable....in this case a g/f that says she loves me for the time being.

[Liverlips McGee]

Quarez. We've known each other for a while, right? I mean, think of all the good times we had together: making fun of stupid new posters, the countless sex references on my part, and the countless alcohol references on your part, and who can forget the never ending IWC game that we started... Therefore listen to your old buddy Rip.

Keep your girl, and ignore the stripper. All she's going to do is get you in trouble and give you STDs or something. And for what? Cuz she's a hot stripper? Not worth it. You have to trust me... I've been in a similar situation.

This is also why I don't date exclusively.

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

Totally depends.

If you want kids from your girlfriend, don't do it. If you don't want kids.. Take the chance.

[Quarez]

You guys are right! I'll stay clear of the stripper... Too bad cause she's really really hot!
I tried to post a picture of her, but it doesn't work...

And Rip. I really miss the IWC game. It's now lost in the infinate reaches of the internet...
Maybe I'll just drug the stripper and send her over to you guys, and you can do a little tag team action on her...

[Liverlips McGee]

Can we be the British Bulldogs? Or better yet, the Midnight Express. I get to be Bobby Eaton.

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

Who's my partner then!???

Me and TDA = Hardy Boyz?

[Liverlips McGee]

You can be the New Midnight Express. Who's going to be "Bombastic" Bob?

[That Damn Alright]

I'm 2Xtreme for both you guyz anyway

[Quarez]

Nothing is "too" extreme at this point!

[Quarez]

I'm now gonna bump my own old thread to page one!

She's back, divorced and at it again!
Me and the old lady split up two weeks ago, cause she wanted some time apart. Should I still stay clear or take advantage of the situation and just get it over with...

[Charly]

Hit it. Be be sure to double bag. You don't want any STDs.

[adrock2099]

Over here they're trying to call them STI's now. WasupwiDAT?!
Everytime I hear them call it an STI it makes me want to start an STD chant:
S.T.D! S.T.D! S.T.D!

[Quarez]

If I get too drunk I might forget to "raincoat it up", so then I'll be chanting:
"PEN-I-CI-LIN, PEN-I-CI-LIN, PEN-I-CI-LIN!!!"

[adrock2099]

...All the way to the doctor's office.

BOOYAKASHA!

[Quarez]

...All the way to the doctor's office.

BOOYAKASHA!

Of course! No other way to do it, is there?

[adrock2099]

No, not really.

[Liverlips McGee]

Masturbate constantly. You're welcome.

+1...

[adrock2099]

Wait a minute... YOU posted that! oh em jee double you tea eff barbecue.

[Big T]

My piece of advice ?

Rock out with your cock out.

[APC123]

What the fuck does STI stand for? Infection?

[Clark Griswold]

You could always tell her she had her chance and she blew it. Works both ways, you can think about it, all the while because you turned her down she will want you more.. then she can actually blow it! I f you wanted.

[Quarez]

I don't know... If she shows up again I'll probably end up fucking her and videotaping it for future generations... How do you upload videos here again?

[adrock2099]

What the fuck does STI stand for? Infection?

Correct, good sir.

[Liverlips McGee]

Wait a minute... YOU posted that! oh em jee double you tea eff barbecue.

Goddamn right. That's how I know it's good advice.

[Quarez]

Goddamn right. That's how I know it's good advice.

Quoting yourself is cool...

[Quarez]

Wakey wakey hands off snakey mister Dead thread!

So I started seeing this girl a couple of weeks ago. Really hot and really nize.
Everything was going great, though she did have a very friendly relationship with her ex. Apparently they're really good friends or something. I didn't really care though. So last night I was out drinking with the boys, and she was out drinking with some of her friends including her ex and his brother. I haven't even met the guy at this point, but I don't really care. I was just hanging out with the guys and the little sister of my buddy Troels. I was dancing a little with her and joking around. Nothing serious and nothing flirtatious or anything, but this apparently provoked the brother of the ex to jump up and start threatening me about what will happen if I don't treat her right and don't stop flirting with other girls. So I get pissed off of course since I've never even met the guy before and he just walks up to me out of nowhere and starts tossing idle threats around. So I get pissed off, but I'm not really in the mood for a brawl and I had to get up this morning for practice, so I just shake my head at him and head on home. That just makes her call me and we get into a huge argument about all that shit over the phone. Now there's kindda cold air between us, and I'm not really sure if it's going to work out between us. So like earlier: A little advice is needed?

[Super Crazy]

Tell the bitch to get you a chicken sandwhich and some waffle fries for free. if not, kill her.

[CoTT]

Kill all three of them. Leave bibles beside the corpses.

[jEHAD]

you need to be fucking careful with shit like that. If the ex is still close, there are still feelings there in some form. And any chance he gets to make you look bad, he will. Just talk to the bitch, if shes cool shes cool. If shes not, tell her to fuck off. Not worth your time.

[Liverlips McGee]

Take CoTT's advice.

Again, my philosophy is proven right: just fuck chicks and send 'em on their way. However, I've got to be careful: there's this hot little new girl at work, and I may end up fucking her. Fucking girls you work with (ESPECIALLY if you don't date) always ends badly. I may have to, though. She's that damn hot.

[jEHAD]

Take CoTT's advice.

Again, my philosophy is proven right: just fuck chicks and send 'em on their way. However, I've got to be careful: there's this hot little new girl at work, and I may end up fucking her. Fucking girls you work with (ESPECIALLY if you don't date) always ends badly. I may have to, though. She's that damn hot.

Glad to hear your mom finally got a job.

[adrock2099]

Ha!

[Quarez]

Yeah, I'm taking the carefull road and just acting cool about it. If it doesn't work out, at least I'd have fucked her a few more times. If the two ass-munchers turn violent, I'll just beat their faces for a few hours. And if it works out. Excellente! And if all other fails, I'm going with the bibles!

[Quarez]

http://www.megarotic.com/?v=G881QZ3M

Btw. The stripper you guys talked me out of fucking back when...

[That Damn Alright]

You seriously shouldn't have listened to us

Edit: In fact I never gave you any advice so it's not 'us', blame those fags. You should have listened to Charlie and Big T.

[Super Crazy]

damn shes fit as fuck. you blew that one, q.

[CoTT]

That ass is something else. Definitely worth a slam regardless of relationship situation. Monogamy is overrated.

[That Damn Alright]

So is sliced bread when you really think about it.

[adrock2099]

Yeah, I'd rather buy one of those nice whole Italian breads than say, Wonderbread. They make for better sammiches.

[CoTT]

Focaccia is pretty nice.

[adrock2099]

Ciabatta is a solid choice for toasting.

[Quarez]

For those of you who have me on Facebook can also see her on my friends list, and se her profile, where she has more pictures... Btw. I lied. I hit it back in august of last year when we both was single. couldn't help myself. One of our mutual friends died, and she was sad, and I was horny... Ups I did it again! :eek:

BTW. I just tried some really good italian bread the other day. fucking awesome, but I can't remember what the waiter called it. I'll ask him next week :cool:

[CoTT]

I've started watching Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares for lack of anything else worth watching. I'm never eating in a restaurant again.

[adrock2099]

That's on BBC America. I agree, those places are srsly fucked up. Gotta love how much of a dick he is to those people too.

[Quarez]

That's on BBC America. I agree, those places are srsly fucked up. Gotta love how much of a dick he is to those people too.

Like Simon Cowell if the british record prick could cook...

[adrock2099]

Kind of, yeah.