Umaga is straight up terrible.

[Flashpoint82]

This guy is complete garbage! I joined just so I could see what you guys think of this meatball. My cousin and I have watched Raw the past few weeks and seen this poor excuse for a pro wrestler continuously beat jobbers, yet, showing no athleticism or talent or promise for some interesting angles whatsoever. I mean his finisher is a joke, I mean how can u sell a thumbjab to the throat, retarded if you ask me. His gimmick and presence completely sucks, when he's in the ring the crowd is completely silent, no boos or cheers, they don't really give a shit if he's on stage or not, which they shouldn't. The Samoan gimmick is tired, and I just don't know why the WWE is wasting it's time giving this loser a push. I give him a month before he gets dropped back to obscurity where he belongs. Where did this crap get his wrestling start? OK I'm done.

[Super Crazy]

I think he's awesome.

Wait, who are we talking about, again?

[Real Deal]

Ha ha

Umaga is cool

ha ha

I like his offence and I think he has shown some athletic ability, he can't sell for shit, but that can change, and if they keep pushing him as unstoppable he doesn't need to sell it.

I agree with the thumb spike though, realistically its truly devastating, but in terms of wrestling it kind sucks, I would prefer to see it as a set up for his huge splash from the top.

and Armando Alejandro Estrada rocks

ha ha

[Liverlips McGee]

I'd personally prefer the Oriental Spike as his finish.

[Real Deal]

What happened to the modified neck breaker he performed on Flair in his Debut, he bodged it a bit but i liked it,

I would LOVE to see Angle modify the angle slam to finish in more of a neck breaker, that would be awesome.

[CoTT]

This guy is complete garbage! I joined just so I could see what you guys think of this meatball. My cousin and I have watched Raw the past few weeks and seen this poor excuse for a pro wrestler continuously beat jobbers, yet, showing no athleticism or talent or promise for some interesting angles whatsoever. I mean his finisher is a joke, I mean how can u sell a thumbjab to the throat, retarded if you ask me. His gimmick and presence completely sucks, when he's in the ring the crowd is completely silent, no boos or cheers, they don't really give a shit if he's on stage or not, which they shouldn't. The Samoan gimmick is tired, and I just don't know why the WWE is wasting it's time giving this loser a push. I give him a month before he gets dropped back to obscurity where he belongs. Where did this crap get his wrestling start? OK I'm done.

Eddie Fatu (Umaga) is by no means a "poor excuse for a pro wrestler" as you so bluntly put it from what I've seen. I consider him a decent enough worker because he gets the basics right which is more important than "athleticism" and "interesting angles" in my opinion. The guy's 350 pounds plus, what kind of fucking athleticism are you expecting?!

[Izzy Insane]

Where did this crap get his wrestling start?

Perhaps you remember a tag team by the name of 3 Minute Warning...yeah he was Jamal...the guy that fired and rehired like 2-3 years later.
For me I think they'er pushing him a bit fast. But I like that he dose his splashes and shit like that. He even has a split leg moonasault in his list.
All in all I think the best past of bringing him back is his manager Armando Alejandro Estrrrrrrrrrrrrrada. Haha

[CrazySauce]

Umaga is boring and his gimmick is stupid, that's all I have to say about that.

[Real Deal]

Perhaps you remember a tag team by the name of 3 Minute Warning...yeah he was Jamal...the guy that fired and rehired like 2-3 years later.
For me I think they'er pushing him a bit fast. But I like that he dose his splashes and shit like that. He even has a split leg moonasault in his list.
All in all I think the best past of bringing him back is his manager Armando Alejandro Estrrrrrrrrrrrrrada. Haha

Agreed

HA HA

[Cosmic Pope]

Perhaps you remember a tag team by the name of 3 Minute Warning...yeah he was Jamal...the guy that fired and rehired like 2-3 years later.
For me I think they'er pushing him a bit fast. But I like that he dose his splashes and shit like that. He even has a split leg moonasault in his list.
All in all I think the best past of bringing him back is his manager Armando Alejandro Estrrrrrrrrrrrrrada. Haha

Umaga is shit! The end!

[Izzy Insane]

Umaga is shit! The end!

Come on Pope it roles off the tung, you know you want to so just say it with me......Estrrrrrrrrrrrrrada Haha

[CoTT]

Perhaps you remember a tag team by the name of 3 Minute Warning...yeah he was Jamal...the guy that fired and rehired like 2-3 years later.
For me I think they'er pushing him a bit fast. But I like that he dose his splashes and shit like that. He even has a split leg moonasault in his list.
All in all I think the best past of bringing him back is his manager Armando Alejandro Estrrrrrrrrrrrrrada. Haha

He hasn't been pushed too fast...yet. He's got a couple of wins under his belt and he's been booked strong but it's not like he's in title matches already. Rumour has it that he may be facing John Cena at SummerSlam for the WWE Title. I don't necessarily believe this is gonna happen.

[Cosmic Pope]

Come on Pope it roles off the tung, you know you want to so just say it with me......Estrrrrrrrrrrrrrada Haha

That's the ONLY thing he has going for himself, Armando Alejandro Estraaaaaada is the only exception from the fact that will carry Umaga somewhere in WWE. Although, it would not be enough for that wanna-be wrestler Kamala.

http://mickaloha.com/images/kamala.jpg

[Flamboyant Fozz]

Every time I see Estrrrrrrradaaa I can't help singing Mambo no 5

[Selborne Boome]

how about "Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaap????????"

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

I posted here but the post is gone.

[Real Deal]

Ju don no whach ur talking about

ha ha

[Izzy Insane]

He hasn't been pushed too fast...yet. He's got a couple of wins under his belt and he's been booked strong but it's not like he's in title matches already. Rumour has it that he may be facing John Cena at SummerSlam for the WWE Title. I don't necessarily believe this is gonna happen.

I thank god that hasen't happened, and I can only prey he doesn't even look at the title.

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

Okay. I'll post the base of what my deleted post said.


Fuck you, you fucking idiots. You see five squashes where Jamal hasn't even had the chance to sell, and you think he sucks? He hasn't had a match go over five fucking minutes yet. You stupid judgment passing Undertaker marks should take a fucking look at your favourite wrestlers and think of how many squash matches they've had that are good.

Watch Jamal vs Kawada you pantywaists.

[Izzy Insane]

hey hey....no need to get all wound up. I dint say I dont like the guy....I just dont want him getting froggy and jumping for a title anytime soon. Hey I fucking love the split legged moonasault from that fat man.........

[CrazySauce]

I don't care how good he can be, I don't like watching fat guys wrestle, this guy is Rikishi but less entertaining...

[DecoyTantric]

I don't care how good he can be, I don't like watching fat guys wrestle
Your fagginess has been confirmed, sir. Thank you for calling.

[CrazySauce]

Look at this picture I just found of Decoy hanging out with Umaga!
http://mostemailed.xidus.net/images/13831.jpg

[Dr. Kenneth Noisewater]

I don't like watching fat guys wrestle,

So you hate Samoa Joe too?

[Liverlips McGee]

So you hate Samoa Joe too?
Don't mind CrazySauce. He's not much of a wrestling fan. He seems to hate TNA with a passion, and Joe is part of it. He sure says some wacky stuff every so often though...

[DecoyTantric]

Look at this picture I just found of Decoy hanging out with Umaga!
http://mostemailed.xidus.net/images/13831.jpg
Yes. I am the old nigger Slick.

Thank you. You've contributed. Now die.

[Flamboyant Fozz]

But you've got to have some fat guys! Maybe they could have their own title or something like an eggs division??

Alright I'm going!

[Jatycre]

Sauce why would you go there? No fat guys? No Dusty Rhodes? No Dick Murdoch? No Andre? and for god's sakes no Tugboat?!?!

[DecoyTantric]

No Buddy Rose, no Ray Traylor, no Haystacks Calhoun, no Bam Bam Bigelow, no Vader....

Jesus. You're killing the business, skinny-boy-lover.

Here's what you can do, though. Have them all fuck you in the ass; months later they'll all be skeleton-thin, wearing robes and drinking broth at ringside. Now THAT'S entertainment.

[Dr. Kenneth Noisewater]

Or King Kong Bundy. (http://www.canoe.ca/WrestlingClipsRetro98/bundy.mov) Until Vader came along, was regarded as the best big man in wrestling.

[DecoyTantric]

Goddamn, I never get tired of that clip.

[Dr. Kenneth Noisewater]

Don't you just love Ventura's call? "Is he gonna splash him? " Smash 'em Bundy...smash 'em Bundy!" "Ha Ha!"

Monsoon at the end, "Goodnight!"

[CrazySauce]

I'm sorry that I hurt all of your feelings, but if it was up to me they would replace all of the guy wrestlers with women, and change the ring into a bed.

[Liverlips McGee]

I'd replace all the guy wrestlers with naked women and change the ring into my bedroom, complete with videocamera.

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

If I was like you undersexed cunts, I'd rent porn and not watch wrestling.

[Quarez]

If I was like you undersexed cunts, I'd rent porn and not watch wrestling.

I drink and still find time to both watch wrestling and scam for tail...

[Liverlips McGee]

If I was like you undersexed cunts, I'd rent porn and not watch wrestling.
Oversexed, buddy. I'm oversexed.

[CrazySauce]

It's impossible to be oversexed...

[''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard]

Syas The Virgbin!!! Lol

[Cosmic Pope]

It finally fuckin' happened. Umaga vs. Kamala. Those two fat fucks went at it with each other and were spent when they entered the ring. The highlight of the match? Armando Alejandro Estrada... Haha! RAW's ratings went up because of him.

[Liverlips McGee]

I would say that I enjoyed Kamala vs. Umaga more than the DX segment, but it's just not true. Because I didn't watch DX. I thought Umaga/Kamala was a pretty enjoyable match for people who appreciate the old-school stuff.