DecoyTantric
05-28-2006, 10:18 PM
So this weekend I caught iMPACT. Never, ever, ever watched it before in my life, and there was no excuse for that--I have a DVR and plenty of free time.
Here are my thoughts:
I have yet to see Samoa Joe in action, but from what I hear, it'll be a treat.
You guys are right: Low Ki (now "Senshi") does indeed kick ass. The top-rope double stomp is a great fuckin' finisher.
Can't really tell yet whether or not they have a strong tag-team division. What I do know: despite Billy Gunn being slightly funny in blackface, a Gunn/James - Dudley rivalry is way too little, way too late. I'd be more entertained by Edge/Foley - Funk/Dreamer...which is 1% more than not-at-all.
The King of the Mountain match is a very complicated yet very interesting concept. I'll probably BitTorrent the upcoming ppv.
Nash and James are the only ones who can work a mic, it seems. Killings stunk on ice, simply quoting his entrance theme (I hhhhhhhhhhhATE when wrestlers do that), and Sting was AWFUL, doing his worst Ric Flair impersonation.
Angel Wing: my new favorite finisher.
What seals the coffin for TNA, as far as competing against WWE, is the production. HORRIBLE. Mike Tenay is fine, as he always has been, but Don West is one of the worst color guys I've ever witnessed. He should go back to selling kitchen appliances and giving away McGuire rookie cards. Christy Hemme strikes a pose with every sentence/clause she says in between breaks. The "Mean Gene"-role interviewer isn't that bad. But it's all tied together by the production, which seems to do everything that WCW did wrong on a bad day.
I'll keep watching, but not expecting too much.
Here are my thoughts:
I have yet to see Samoa Joe in action, but from what I hear, it'll be a treat.
You guys are right: Low Ki (now "Senshi") does indeed kick ass. The top-rope double stomp is a great fuckin' finisher.
Can't really tell yet whether or not they have a strong tag-team division. What I do know: despite Billy Gunn being slightly funny in blackface, a Gunn/James - Dudley rivalry is way too little, way too late. I'd be more entertained by Edge/Foley - Funk/Dreamer...which is 1% more than not-at-all.
The King of the Mountain match is a very complicated yet very interesting concept. I'll probably BitTorrent the upcoming ppv.
Nash and James are the only ones who can work a mic, it seems. Killings stunk on ice, simply quoting his entrance theme (I hhhhhhhhhhhATE when wrestlers do that), and Sting was AWFUL, doing his worst Ric Flair impersonation.
Angel Wing: my new favorite finisher.
What seals the coffin for TNA, as far as competing against WWE, is the production. HORRIBLE. Mike Tenay is fine, as he always has been, but Don West is one of the worst color guys I've ever witnessed. He should go back to selling kitchen appliances and giving away McGuire rookie cards. Christy Hemme strikes a pose with every sentence/clause she says in between breaks. The "Mean Gene"-role interviewer isn't that bad. But it's all tied together by the production, which seems to do everything that WCW did wrong on a bad day.
I'll keep watching, but not expecting too much.