View Full Version : A stupid suggestion...
Courtney
05-28-2006, 05:34 AM
Nowadays Smackdown has nothing. It's top stars - Undertaker, Rey Mysterio, Kurt Angle, Randy Orton, JBL, Great Khali and Batista - are either out or useless. (Taker has cut his time down to be with his family, Rey is pointless as Heavyweight champion, as he is not a heavyweight, and even if he were, he still has no presence and no charisma, Angle is also not working as much due to injuries, Orton is out and when he returns, no-one will care, Bradshaw has been "fired", Khali has about a smuch wrestling talent as your mom and Batista is injured). The storylines are barely existant, and suck very badly.
I am beginning to think that people only watch SD nowadays to see Taker and Angle.
Smackdown is RAWs bitch. It shows clips of RAW, but RAW does not show clips of SD. Because SD is on after RAW? Maybe. Or maybe SD is RAWs bitch.
I suggest the E merge RAW and SD again, and have it like the old days, when WWE kicked ass. ECW could be the "competition", like WCW was, that made WWE what it was.
I Wuv Jessica Alba
05-28-2006, 06:41 AM
I do believe in my black cold heart that the Great Khali is one of the most underrated wrestlers in Smackdown and should be getting a world title run real soon. He carried Undertaker to the best match of his career since Wresletmania 9! Fucking Vince, he never knows what his got 'till it's gone.
aint no stoppin me now
05-28-2006, 10:43 AM
i think your right, the merging of smackdown and raw would be excellent and with ECW coming back it would provide some great feuds.
i think undertaker wqill be leaving soon because you can only refresh somones charechter a few times.
plus could you imagine the great khali vs big show.
HELLBEAST
05-28-2006, 11:22 AM
i think undertaker wqill be leaving soon because you can only refresh somones charechter a few times.
errrm.... madonna? :p
i think smackdown has a big gap between its main event and the rest. u have the guys u mentioned aswell as mark henry ( as much as i dont want to admit it ) in the main event picture, then the generally much more talented guys like benoit, london, lashley, and finlay miles behind in the mid-card. why vince why? apparently vince is announcing a new Raw GM on Raw tomorrow, how cool would it be if it was Teddy Long and the two brands were united :D not going to happen, but still a nice thought.
Courtney
05-29-2006, 02:44 AM
If that happened, i would most probably ejaculate with excitement before running out in the streets to celebrate. And then, before returning home, i would take a short detour to purchase a large bag of grit-salt for all the places where hell just froze over.
Quarez
05-29-2006, 05:05 AM
i think undertaker wqill be leaving soon because you can only refresh somones charechter a few times.
Yeah, cause people haven't said that before... Lemming!
''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard
05-29-2006, 05:21 AM
Chris Benoit is also going to take time off. TaBista should be back soon, though.
Courtney
05-29-2006, 06:06 AM
But is Batista really that good? I mean i know hes a decent wrestler, very popular and whatever and hes a pretty imposing looking fellow, but he'll never be really HUGE IMO, like Taker or HHH or The Rock or HBK or...
''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard
05-29-2006, 06:09 AM
He's more over than everybody else on the roster right now.
Courtney
05-29-2006, 06:16 AM
I guess so. I think he's good, i nearly cried when he gave up the title and had his little gay moment with Mysterio. But he doesnt have any lips. Seriously. Look closely.
''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard
05-29-2006, 06:57 AM
What's more strange? Cena never ever sweating or the lack of lips on Tabista?
Cena never sweats because he's actually a good athlete only he's incapable of working his ass off to the point where he needs to sweat. Put him in a one hour ironman match with a Benoit or an Angle and he'll drip like a mofo.
''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard
05-29-2006, 08:38 AM
An Iron Man with Angle would be awful, as Angle doesn't know how to fill an hour.
Cena's match with HHH at Mania was kinda long.
It was fairly long but it wasn't an extremely high tempo though. Did it even break the half hour mark?
That Damn Alright
05-29-2006, 08:50 AM
Cena doesn't sweat regardless. The WWF is full of top rate athletes, just look at people like Angle, Benjamin, Lashley, and tons of others. Cena is just a physical freak. Either he has the most advanced heat regulation of any human body, or there's something wrong with him.
''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard
05-29-2006, 08:52 AM
28 minutes, iirc.
Quarez
05-30-2006, 12:06 PM
Maybe Cena just hasn't got any sweat glands...
CrazySauce
05-30-2006, 09:46 PM
I don't really look for sweat when I watch wrestling, so I couldn't tell you anything about who sweats a lot. You guys really think Cena sweats less then others? I noticed that wrestlers drench themselves in water before matches.
That Damn Alright
05-30-2006, 10:49 PM
Yeah, well maybe you want to look more closely. It's not that he sweats less, it's that he doesn't sweat at all. The only sweat you'll ever see on Cena is from other people rubbing their own on him
Courtney
05-31-2006, 10:23 AM
Maybe. Maybe he sweats from the mouth, like a dog or sumthin.
Liverlips McGee
05-31-2006, 10:45 AM
Maybe he sweats from his anus like I-- um, a friend of mine does.
Izzy Insane
05-31-2006, 06:53 PM
I do believe in my black cold heart that the Great Khali is one of the most underrated wrestlers in Smackdown and should be getting a world title run real soon.
Fucking A. I dont know about you but when I see the big ass Indian I see the next Andre. He's big, barly speeks english, intimidating like a mother, and can carry a fucking match for a big as he is. To think they wanted to drop him after the taker match, if they havent already..........Vince just doesnt care any more his heart is in the movies......just like are good friend Rock.
A merge......I like the idea.....but then a lot of the up in commers i.e London, Berchile, Kendrick, Nitro, well lets just say WWE's training ground SD would not get the chance to shine. I would like to see all the fucking titles come back......that in my mind would lead to some of these guys making names for theme selves with respectable title runs......but thats just me.
''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard
06-01-2006, 12:30 PM
You like Khali but not Umaga? Remind me never to read any of your posts again.
Izzy Insane
06-01-2006, 03:09 PM
Izzy will be sure to do that.
Real Deal
06-01-2006, 10:11 PM
Khali blows horse cock, while using davari as a dildo
Courtney
06-02-2006, 01:27 PM
Why did you have to say that? Now i have bad images in my head and will dream about that for ages. Thank you very much.
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