CogitoErgoFlair
04-16-2007, 05:18 PM
:cool: You can tell by my nick I'm a Flair mark. So I'm tempted to make a snap decision and want to share the Island with my chick. I like HBK almost as much. But WAIT A SEC!!! I don't want any chick magnet around my chick, 24/7, inevitably stealing her affection and leaving me the odd man out. Sure I love watching Flair strut, style and profile on TV opr tape and dvd, but not in flesh around my chick. I'll do the styling and profile and I'll be "what's causing all this".
Umaga is from a wild jungle on a remote island, and he could be handy to send hunting and fishing, but he could also be a cannibal and he might eat my chick!
Cena doen't suck anymore and seems like a stellar trustworthy character. I even saw him come to the a diva's rescue when Umaga had attacked her. Hell, if Cena hadn't stopped him, Umaga might have eaten her! But then they broke to commercial and we don't know what exactly happened. For all I know, Cena might happened dragged the Diva away, taken her for dinner and he could have eaten with her.
Khali is another big strong freak who'd be handy doing chores, but like Umaga he seems uncivilized. He'd probably even kill my chick before he eats her.
Randy Orton could bring some treats along but his best talent is getting injured and he stopped evolving when Flair, HHH and Batista called off evolution. He's probably got no manners and might disturb us when we're eating.
JBL is a man of fine breeding. He is highly intelligent and we could talk about presidential history, American politics and immigration policy. And he's a "money-man"; never have I heard him drool over chicks. I'm not familiar with his culinary tastes or ettiquette, but he's rational and civilized: and human dignity would govern what he eats. :cool:
Umaga is from a wild jungle on a remote island, and he could be handy to send hunting and fishing, but he could also be a cannibal and he might eat my chick!
Cena doen't suck anymore and seems like a stellar trustworthy character. I even saw him come to the a diva's rescue when Umaga had attacked her. Hell, if Cena hadn't stopped him, Umaga might have eaten her! But then they broke to commercial and we don't know what exactly happened. For all I know, Cena might happened dragged the Diva away, taken her for dinner and he could have eaten with her.
Khali is another big strong freak who'd be handy doing chores, but like Umaga he seems uncivilized. He'd probably even kill my chick before he eats her.
Randy Orton could bring some treats along but his best talent is getting injured and he stopped evolving when Flair, HHH and Batista called off evolution. He's probably got no manners and might disturb us when we're eating.
JBL is a man of fine breeding. He is highly intelligent and we could talk about presidential history, American politics and immigration policy. And he's a "money-man"; never have I heard him drool over chicks. I'm not familiar with his culinary tastes or ettiquette, but he's rational and civilized: and human dignity would govern what he eats. :cool: