TNA Retard PPV

[badgerb]

So been watching TNA PPVs over the last few months and getting bored of the retard matches they keep coming up with:

Little Italy Street Fight
Ghetto Brawl
Elevation X
Prison yard match
Death bed stupid thing
chicken wing supmit match
getting bored will stop


the only good match in the last few PPV was Samoa Joe V Christian Cage and that was because Joe controlled the whole match.

So any ideas what other retard matches they could use?

like steel cage match but they start outside and to win they have to get in the cage. Or this just in from TNA website an Electrified Steel Cage Match

[walrusman]

So been watching TNA PPVs over the last few months and getting bored of the retard matches they keep coming up with:

Little Italy Street Fight
Ghetto Brawl
Elevation X
Prison yard match
Death bed stupid thing
chicken wing supmit match
getting bored will stop


the only good match in the last few PPV was Samoa Joe V Christian Cage and that was because Joe controlled the whole match.

So any ideas what other retard matches they could use?

like steel cage match but they start outside and to win they have to get in the cage. Or this just in from TNA website an Electrified Steel Cage Match

dood anal pirana explosioan match leet

[Styles05]

to tell ya the truth, i actually like the different stipulation matches that TNA is coming out with b/c it keeps things interesting.... too many times lately in the WWE ppv's, alot of the lower card matches that are not for any titles have no meaning and most likely have been seen on the previous episode of Raw or SmackDown.... i agree that sometimes they turn out not to be that good of matches, but atleast TNA is trying something new that no one has seen before.

[Charly]

WWE has used new ideas, and a whole lot better than TNA has. Money in the Bank and Elimination Chamber have been used a hell of a lot better than the aforementioned TNA stipulations. They've used the right wrestlers, right situations and at the right times. I havnt seen much WWE in a while. But to me it looks like TNA are putting these matches on willy nilly. Which is crap. Basically. Actually I dont care and I'm bored. I'm gonna go stamp on some snails.

[Liverlips McGee]

It's not the fact that TNA is trying something new, as much as it is that nearly every match on the card has some kind of stipulation. Of course, some of the specialty matches are pretty stupid, too. The "Last Rites" match and the "Prison Yard" matches are proof of that.

[ThoraxCrusader]

How about if they tried a slightly edgey twist to the "prison yard" stipulation. Whatever bollocks rules applied to the aformentioned match would be replaced to form the "Would you go to Prison for that" match.
The rules involved here are pretty basic and would involve the two combatents squaring off inside a steel cage/hell in a cell under anything goes rules (the cage becomes relevent later). The difference occurs before and after the bout. Both wrestlers would be accompanied to the ring by a pre-chosen juicy 12 year old girl, pert of course. The next stipulation is reserved for afterwards as the wrestler who scores the winning pinfall gets locked inside the steal structure with his chosen 12 year old girl, gaining the right to rape her live on PPV. Prison awaits the victor of course so he'd have to make sure his chosen 12 year old was worth being locked up; hence the title of the match.
You could even hold qualifying matches on Impact! in the proceeding weeks between a bunch of 12 year olds in the "the right to be raped qualifying tournament" to see who is worthy to go all the way! (hehe)
with vincent russo on the job it could happen!

[dresnoop]

electrified cage

[Legend_Killa]

loser dies for realz match

[Big Toby Cool]

Loser gets eaten alive match.
Christian Cage vs Samoa Joe
Cage scores the win, Joe gets eaten.

sounds good to me!

[adrock2099]

Christian Cage mark? Cooooooooool.

[Big Toby Cool]

Christian Cage mark? Cooooooooool.

Christian is a very talented Entertainer. Much better than John Cena. Granted his wrestling skills are not the best, but at least he's entertaining.

PS thats coming from a WWE fan / TNA hater.

[adrock2099]

Christian is an above-average talker. But when he wrestles, all he ever seems to do is rest holds. He's boring as balls in the ring.

[ThoraxCrusader]

since when are balls boring?
That's mans testicles just to clarify

[CoTT]

Christian is a very talented Entertainer. Much better than John Cena. Granted his wrestling skills are not the best, but at least he's entertaining.

PS thats coming from a WWE fan / TNA hater.

If Christian was more entertaining than John Cena, he'd be the one holding the WWE Title right now and not lumbering about in some second-rate circus.

[Charly]

Christian is an above-average talker. But when he wrestles, all he ever seems to do is rest holds. He's boring as balls in the ring.

Thats bullshit. I'm sorry to have to say. But Christian, on a good day, is a very fucking good talker. Its fucking true.

[badgerb]

true fav christian quotes

" i need 3 and half cameras on me not saying i have a bad side just my right eye twinkles that little bit more"

" i like you AJ I like your style and I like your hood"

[Charly]

Shut the fuck up you cunt. Jog the fuck on.

[adrock2099]

Right, he's above average. I'm not saying he's fucking Batista, but he isn't Ric Flair either.

[ThoraxCrusader]

Right, he's above average. I'm not saying he's fucking Batista, but he isn't Ric Flair either.

Ain't Batista and Slick RIc the unlucky ones, i heard cage is a bit more than about average ;)

[Big Toby Cool]

If Christian was more entertaining than John Cena, he'd be the one holding the WWE Title right now and not lumbering about in some second-rate circus.


Christian didnt get fired by WWE, he walked out on them. He coulde easily main event any WWE PPV as the WWE Champion. And trust me, he could easily outwrestle Cena. Notice I said "outwrestle" not "out-sports-entertain".

[CoTT]

Christian left WWE because the company never saw him as anything other than a glorified midcarder and he knew this himself. To say that he could easily main event any WWE PPV as their champion is a load of horse-shit. Don't insult my intelligence any further by even attempting to continue this pathetic argument. Oh yeah, 80,000 people flock into WrestleMania to see Christian headlining, sure!

And no, I don't think he could out-wrestle Cena. Cena's built up a fairly reasonable list of good matches now. I can't think of any one-on-one Christian match that beats Cena/Jericho, Cena/HHH, Cena/Umaga or Cena/HBK.

[Legend_Killa]

I still liked hearing him get booed by a bunch of slimy italians.

[Big Toby Cool]

Only problem is that in all those Cena matches the OTHER person nearly always carried it. And how in the hell can you count that match with HBK at WM23 as a great match?? It was crap. HBK carried the whole thing and Cena still won using only 2 "wrestling" moves in the entire match (FU and STFU).

And Legend Killa 2 ur damn right, it's not only the americans / brits who hate him lol.

[Liverlips McGee]

When does it get to the point where one admits that Cena is not a bad worker and it's not just his opponent "carrying" anyone? Cena/Edge was a pretty good feud, and Edge is not really capable of carrying anyone. They both did their part. And you still missed the point. What matches has Christian wrestled -- one on one, the TLC matches won't count considering he was only one of four or six or more people, and thus not the focal point of the match -- that even stands up to the same level that Cena regularly wrestles at?

[CoTT]

Only problem is that in all those Cena matches the OTHER person nearly always carried it. And how in the hell can you count that match with HBK at WM23 as a great match?? It was crap. HBK carried the whole thing and Cena still won using only 2 "wrestling" moves in the entire match (FU and STFU).


Heels always lead matches so your point is irrelevant. Cena/HBK was still better than any one-on-one Christian match.

[Quarez]

I like how TNA retards can't argument their case without mentioning Cena.

[Charly]

I like how TNA retards can't argument their case without mentioning Cena.

I like how little red ants are believed to be poisonous by the dim witted but he black ones are sound.

[ThoraxCrusader]

I like the way cheese tastes

[Charly]

Me too. Lets get some cheese graters and walk through the houses of parlaiment grating cabbage. Naked. Pushing prams with chains in.

[ThoraxCrusader]

If the prams had nettles inside rather than chains, then your talking ;)

[Charly]

It can. But I will have to fetch my special nettle picking gloves up off my mate who lives on an ant hill in the Former Democratic republic of Congo.

[ThoraxCrusader]

Fantastic!
and i'm sure you won't be able to resist the urge to rake some leaves whilst your up mates anthill

[Charly]

Ha. Yeah. I'll use my electric one. I just stand there and tell it what to do. Wasn't created my Japs though. No. They quaffed at the very idea!! So I killed 3 Japs and one cat.

[badgerb]

was watching lethal lockdown was another retard PPV one for the blindfold match the other was because they kept saying "inside the steel Cage" but it wasnt even metal except the door it was like a plastic wire type thing
more like a climbing frame or jungle gym

so was more a fun playtime then a lethal lockdown


oh and again there were chants for fire Russo during a few of the matches

[Big Toby Cool]

was watching lethal lockdown was another retard PPV one for the blindfold match the other was because they kept saying "inside the steel Cage" but it wasnt even metal except the door it was like a plastic wire type thing
more like a climbing frame or jungle gym

so was more a fun playtime then a lethal lockdown


oh and again there were chants for fire Russo during a few of the matches

lol, what we really want is the old style cage, you know the big blue bar 1, now THATS a cage!

plus I also found it entertaining that TNA's max capacity is only 900!

[ThoraxCrusader]

So I killed 3 Japs and one cat.

might there be any pussy cat leftovers; for my doggie bag, i'm off home now

[badgerb]

not a PPV but still retarded gimmick match on tonights impact

TNA KNOCKOUT, KNOWNDOWN, DRAGOUT WOMEN’S STREET FIGHT – GAIL KIM VS. JACKIE MOORE

[Big Toby Cool]

not a PPV but still retarded gimmick match on tonights impact

TNA KNOCKOUT, KNOWNDOWN, DRAGOUT WOMEN’S STREET FIGHT – GAIL KIM VS. JACKIE MOORE

lol, that match will actually be worth watching, Jackie Moore gets her 2 front teeth knocked lol!! :D :D :D