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evldereck
02-18-2007, 03:54 PM
rip
APC123
02-18-2007, 07:59 PM
'k.
Charly
02-19-2007, 06:23 AM
Really? Cant be fucked to find out for myself.
APC123
02-19-2007, 12:25 PM
Wow, turns out he actually did kill himself.

http://www.pwtorch.com/artman/publish/article_19406.shtml
CoTT
02-19-2007, 01:19 PM
Fuck. Suicides like that are always so random. Bad dose. :(
''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard
02-19-2007, 01:20 PM
I posted on another board the other day that I wished a topic was about the grisly murder of Mike Awesome. Fucked. Up. Shit.
jEHAD
02-19-2007, 01:36 PM
He probably read your topic and it was his breaking point.
''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard
02-19-2007, 01:50 PM
Hope so.
Liverlips McGee
02-19-2007, 02:04 PM
Actually, at the ROH show the other day, one of the people in my section saw how agile Morishima was for a big guy, and he said "I guess we don't need Mike Awesome anymore." He was found dead that same night. Odd.

RIP Awesome.
adrock2099
02-19-2007, 03:14 PM
Ouch.
Charly
02-19-2007, 04:02 PM
Poor Bastard. I wont loose any sleep over it but still a shame. RIP.
That Damn Alright
02-19-2007, 04:23 PM
I posted on another board the other day that I wished a topic was about the grisly murder of Mike Awesome. Fucked. Up. Shit.

Oh, so you save your A-Game posts for other forums? Fuck you McSluggz. Fuck you in your wide Canuckian bum crevice. I've half a mind to find out where you live, buy a plane ticket to the nearest airport, get a cab to your house from the airport, break your ass, fuck your back and make you humble.


P.S. Why the fuck would anyone choose to hang themselves? That shit has gotta hurt like fuck.
Charly
02-19-2007, 04:34 PM
Fucking right. Id go out getting totally hammered. Much more fun.
That Damn Alright
02-19-2007, 04:39 PM
I dunno how I'd go, but it wouldn't be by hanging, I'll tell you that much. I'd probably try and do something funny on my way out, break into a zoo and punch a gorilla or something.
Charly
02-19-2007, 06:57 PM
HAha. Yeah but the gorilla wont go easy on you. Probably break your bones and let you die slowly. Maybe if you started on a rhino or something. Just go up to it and kick it the face then run. See how long it takes to chase you.
CoTT
02-19-2007, 07:35 PM
I'd let someone superplex me off a multi-storey building.
Liverlips McGee
02-19-2007, 08:16 PM
I've half a mind to find out where you live, buy a plane ticket to the nearest airport, get a cab to your house from the airport, break your ass, fuck your back and make you humble.


HAHAHAHA, break your ass and fuck your back. Priceless.
jEHAD
02-19-2007, 10:23 PM
I think he probably watched the Saddam video a few too many times or something. I myself would shoot myself in the head, but I'd try to pull the trigger twice. I don't know if anyone has ever managed to do that before.
That Damn Alright
02-20-2007, 03:40 AM
I think he probably watched the Saddam video a few too many times or something. I myself would shoot myself in the head, but I'd try to pull the trigger twice. I don't know if anyone has ever managed to do that before.

You'd probably never know if you made it but the coroners would have 'nuff respect for you. I myself would be too scared to shoot myself in the head after seeing Fight Club. I like the idea of kicking a rhino in the face and then running, that's a definite comedic end, especially if you sing something like Danny Boy whilst running away and time it so you get gored at 'The pipes, the pipes are calling'.
jEHAD
02-20-2007, 06:38 AM
It would be even cooler if you invited Paul Heyman to come with. GORE! GORE! GORE!
adrock2099
02-20-2007, 08:03 AM
My favorite involves tying a wire around your neck, then super gluing your hands to the side of your face, and jumping off a bridge. When they recover your body, it'll look like you ripped off your own head!
jEHAD
02-20-2007, 07:02 PM
That is the most brilliant thing i have ever heard.
I Wuv Jessica Alba
02-21-2007, 05:11 PM
This pisses me off! If Mike Awesome was planning on killing himself why didn't he have some sort of suicide match with Masato Tanaka for all times sake? Imagine just how "awesome" would that had been Tanaka Breaking Awesome's neck with the Roaring Elbow to end all Roaring Elbows! Selfish bastard.
Quarez
02-22-2007, 06:57 AM
My favorite involves tying a wire around your neck, then super gluing your hands to the side of your face, and jumping off a bridge. When they recover your body, it'll look like you ripped off your own head!

Excellent!

Too bad about Awesome though. I actually liked him...
Hollywood5150
05-08-2007, 05:14 PM
Awesome was awesome. You're a bunch of faggots though.
CoTT
05-09-2007, 10:44 AM
Indeed, a bunch of little burning sticks are we!
''Powdernose'' Tully Blanchard
05-09-2007, 11:03 AM
bloody poofer
adrock2099
05-09-2007, 01:38 PM
Oh Michael, you're such a pussy!