Girl Help

[MrMoneynthaBank]

I figured since this is the "Guy Stuff" section,this was a good place to ask this.

Alright,so there's this really cute girl named April,I'm the only guy in school who would actually want a relationship with her,me and some other wierd guy,but yea there's this carnival shit at school,and wanted to take her there,she's in none of my classes,i only see her when walking to my other classes,i told her i liked her in October '06 at Homecoming, and we talk occasionally on AIM.

With all that said,can you guys please help a brother out?

[Liverlips McGee]

Fuck her in the janitor's closet and steal her clothes, making her walk around buck nekkid for the remainder of the day. Then tell her that you will give her clothes back if she'll go to his carnival with you. Then tell her on the day of your date that you won't go because you already fucked her, so what's the point of dating? Always worked for me.

[Big T]

If you get her phone number, call her as often as possible during the course of the day.She'll feel like you really care and if i were you, i'd buy her lingerie when you'll go on your first date.

Oh and before you hand the lingerie over to her, make sure you start smelling it passionately for a couple of seconds whilst closing your eyes.Then whip out your penis on the table within 10 minutes into the said-date and shove her face in your crotch while punching her in the back of the head.

[adrock2099]

Everyone knows the quickest way to a girl's heart is to kill any pets she has and make clothing articles out of their fur.

[I Wuv Jessica Alba]

Rape her and get her pregant with your baby, then you'll have her locked down for good. Hey, it worked for me.

[CoTT]

Why do people ask random strangers on an internet forum about their private matters like this? Stupidity of the highest order.

[Liverlips McGee]

I have a serious question. If it meant getting laid by a hot chick that may or may not even exist, would you suck your best friend off?

[adrock2099]

That depends, is it a totally hawt Azian chick?

[chrisizazn]

Thhatas NOt fUnnny yOU Fagfs

[Lethal]

Yeah it is

[adrock2099]

So, who is chrisizazn?

[Quarez]

I say start showing up outside her house in the bushes. Make sure she sees you but keep hiding whenever she looks at you. Bring binoculars and some porn cause this is where the waiting game starts. If you're patient you might even get a restraining order against you, but that just means it's working. Also start showing up at her parents house when she's not home and proclaim to them that you two are engaged and that she's carrying your baby. If that doesn't work, I don't know women.

[Hawk]

Alright,so there's this really cute girl named April,I'm the only guy in school who would actually want a relationship with her,me and some other wierd guy,

She's really cute, but no one wants to fuck with her? So, everyone else has already banged her? Either that, or you just totally fucking confused me.(i am high)

[MrMoneynthaBank]

That depends, is it a totally hawt Azian chick?

haha yeah she actually is a hot asian chick

[That Damn Alright]

Then the choice easy. Suck a dick and she'll be yours.

[adrock2099]

They always fall for that. Those Asians are FUCKED up. But make sure it's your friend's dick, otherwise it doesn't count.

[MrMoneynthaBank]

most likely she is a virgin,she doesn't really seem like the type who gives head or anything like that,she's really sweet and nice.

[Jatycre]

I'm guessing she's either a. A mammoth or b. a nig-nog. Only one of the two would explain why she's "sweet and nice", but no one wants her besides you.

[MrMoneynthaBank]

I'm guessing she's either a. A mammoth or b. a nig-nog. Only one of the two would explain why she's "sweet and nice", but no one wants her besides you.

she's skinny but not anorexic,its not that the guys dont want her its just that she looks young in the face.

[Legend_Killa]

I figured since this is the "Guy Stuff" section,this was a good place to ask this.

Alright,so there's this really cute girl named April,I'm the only guy in school who would actually want a relationship with her,me and some other wierd guy,but yea there's this carnival shit at school,and wanted to take her there,she's in none of my classes,i only see her when walking to my other classes,i told her i liked her in October '06 at Homecoming, and we talk occasionally on AIM.

With all that said,can you guys please help a brother out?



Yeah dude if you already talk to her on AIM just ask her to go to the carnival

[Charly]

I think you should kill her. Then take her to her parents and have your way with her while theyre watching.

[Big T]

Damn it boy...

What's going on with that chick of yours ?!

ACTUALLY I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, I GOT RAPED BY A BLACK WOMAN !