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Liverlips McGee
01-25-2007, 02:34 PM
"STING REVEALS THE TRUTH ABOUT ABYSS – AND PAYS FOR IT!
Sting promised that he would reveal the truth about Abyss’ past, and he did just that on Wednesday’s broadcast. Unfortunately for Sting, he would pay dearly for doing so in the end. According to the icon, after he investigated the public records concerning Abyss, we learned that James Mitchell’s monster attempted to kill his father, for reasons yet unknown. Sting asked the question “What caused you to fire three bullets into the back of a man who raised you from birth?” According to Sting, the attack put Abyss’ father into a coma, but he ultimately survived. Despite the revelation, there are still plenty of questions that remain unanswered.

Once Sting revealed the truth, Abyss went into a rage! The monster hit the ring and brutalized the icon, putting him through a table and attempted to choke him out with his steel chain. The two TNA stars fought to the back, where Mitchell appeared and threw a fireball in Sting’s face! The icon was taken to a local Orlando hospital via ambulance and was said to be in severe pain following the assault. " From the TNA website.

This should put to rest any arguments that TNA is the "alternative" to WWE. They are doing, essentially, a phony murder angle where nobody really died. It's a PG version of the Katie Vick angle, tweaked to make it seem different enough. Carnack the Great told me that this angle will draw no money, and I believe him. He knows everything.

adrock2099
01-25-2007, 02:37 PM
That's fucking awesome. They need to start making all their angles like that.

Big T
01-25-2007, 04:04 PM
I must see an angle that makes us believe strongly and unequivocally that the Canadian Destroyer cures cancer and will put an end to the poker craze.

CoTT
01-26-2007, 09:28 AM
That's fucking awesome. They need to start making all their angles like that.

I agree. TNA's shit anyway. They should turn it into a complete soap opera.

adrock2099
01-26-2007, 10:44 AM
They should bring back Glacier and Wrath and have them feud over that magical helmet again. I guarantee they'd get at least 1 more viewer, and that's like, a 100% increase, isn't it?

Liverlips McGee
01-26-2007, 10:55 AM
Yeah, they already have James Vanderberg there. Slap that mask back on Queernyon and make him Mortis again.

After that, they can bring back the awesome "superkick feud."

adrock2099
01-26-2007, 02:47 PM
They'd need to bring in Earnest Miller too.

Liverlips McGee
01-26-2007, 06:45 PM
And resurrect Chris Adams.

adrock2099
01-26-2007, 07:18 PM
You know who they should actually bring back? DDP. He was there for a little while, and it ruled. His matches there were consistently better than most anything I've seen since. His title match also had the only good heel turn they've ever had (Monty's).

CoTT
01-26-2007, 10:20 PM
They should bring back Flash Funk.

Big T
01-26-2007, 10:24 PM
Scorpio has already signed with WWE a few months ago and he was scheduled to come back with his Flash Funk gimmickage...we're still waiting.

adrock2099
01-26-2007, 11:11 PM
Seriously. I was promised Flash Funk AND Chuck Palumbo. I have yet to see either.